CONTENT MOTHERFUCKERS

So the other day I was in Wal-Mart and decided for some sick reason to go over to the isle where the action figures are, why I did this, and after my last encounter in a toy isle I do not know.

So I walked over to where they keep the military action figures and what greeted me was a very large neckbeard, I'm talking like 450 pounds + neck beard, he had a death grip on one of those whiteboy Ninja-Ku's and was sweating profusely and panting heavily.

You know what, fuck the toy isle.

Also heres a picture from the top secret GI Joe operation "SIEGE OF COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET":



YO JOE.


Also "Stupid Things Jerks Said" will be returning soon. Johnny Turk has to get bailed out of prison in Winnipeg first.