Now I've always known that Cobra wasn't supposed to be taken seriously or have a good fashion sense, but jesus christ I stumbled upon this and am left with quite a few questions. Number 1 being "Was this shit offical?"the 2nd being "Who the fuck are these jerks" after that I wondered "What the hell happened to the ARBCO Textitles and child labour factories" because these costumes suck.
So would someone please explain to me who the hell the following are?
1.Balrog from Street Fighter 2, what the hell is he doing here?
2.The guy with a turtleneck and stubble beside what looks to be Mindbender. Did COBRA decide to base a guy off the joe fans who don't have ponytails and XXXL dragon shirts?
3.That Dr. Strange looking motherfucker behind Rip It
4.That butler looking motherfucker beside Raptor
5.The bone thru the nose Vulture looking dude behind Battle Armor Cobra Commander?
6.The 12 jerks in black in the third row
7. The guy beside Decimator, did Cobra go back to 1988 and hire Glenn Danzig but remove his steroids?
8.The cue ball black chick, Bam Bam Bigelow and the other white guy beside them who are all in red
9.The guy in the stupid mask with green dreads
There's a bunch more but I don't even care anymore.
As for question #3
when the hell did Tomax and Xamot become gay superheroes
why did Major Bludd get a neck brace?
Why did Ripper and Torch get updated too look even more homosexual?
What's with all the popped collars (Slice, Tomax, Xamot, Bludd have them, and Firefly and Scrap Iron have halfassed ones)
How come of all the jerks Copperhead was the only one who went unchanged?
