Smash The State Story amended version!

1960: Thomas Wheeler is born I think

1976: Johnny Turk is conceived at a concert

1977: Running On Empty is released

1982: Johnny Turk received a straight arm Rock N Roll

1984: Johnny Turk lends Duke to a chinaman

1988: Johnny Turk decides "Space G.I. Joes, what the fuck?"

1988: Dr. Henry E. Miller testifies against the mob

1993: Johnny Turk sends over 400 dollars in money orders for Smash The State Issue #1, does not show up so he does not know the lyrics to Transformer Man, also thought it was Southern Man

1994: Johnny Turk graduates high school. Also finally receives that issue decides to do his own version does not credit Dr. Henry E. Miller for all the articles stolen

1995: Johnny Turk is no longer allowed in a certain comic book store, in response threw a watermelon at a fat guy buying wonderwoman comics

1997: Mike Fountain makes enough Hockey Dollars to totally blow it on Ninja Ku's

1997: Thomas Wheeler writes awful filecards

1998: Dr. Henry E. Miller Is kicked out of the coast guard

1998: Mike Fountain spends thousands of dollars on foreign G.I. Joes

1998:Thomas Wheeler writes more awful filecards

1998: Johnny Turk cancels his Smash The State subscription after 2000 dollars and 5 and a half issues

1999: Mike Fountain sells most of his foreign G.I. Joes

2000: Dr. Henry E. Miller mails Johnny Turk a letter saying; "Turk, your not a giant jerkface, ps. HA HA HA rick danko is dead"

2001: Mike Fountain leaves america and ridicule behind

2004: Some spinless guy appeases his volunteers by railroading DR. Henry E. Miller

2006: Johnny Turk decides maybe Smash The state can make him more money than engineering the ill fated "A punk Tribute Oliver North"

2007:Smash The State is back in bidness, no one cares! Gets duke back from that chinaman!

2008: Nerds lose money, Nerds get upset at being quoted, Thomas Wheeler hasn't written any filecards thank god!

2009?: Smash The State bootlegs man!