You see, we don't need it. We don't take GI. Joe serious enough and our readers are usually smarter then that. They wouldn't fork over money or buy our snake oil because we dropped a NIKON KOOLPIX 600004 in the toilet. Or because we totally got to go to a convention where guys eat pepperoni sticks and drink really bad coffee. No you see Smash The State takes responsibility for their actions and financial holdings, plus we own better cameras. I mean seriously my Canon 5D is practically built for abuse and gets used in harsher conditions then GETTIN REAL CLOSE TO THE GROUND and TALL GRASS ACTION STORY. If they spent as much dough on decent cameras as they did on VALOR VS VENOM REPAINT VIPER V5. they might not have to ask for handouts.
Ya know come to think of it, next time Johnny Turk gets thrown in jail for a misunderstanding (burning down Gerry Rafferty's house, blowing up Bob Rock's mailbox because Northern Avenger hasn't come out yet) we could ask you guys to post bail for us, we could use a graphic like this at the top of the page:
THEN WE WOULD BE REALLY COOL!
