*BOMB SQUAD*

THIS FIGURE DOESN'T FALL ON IT'S FACE!

Funskool Tripwire is probably the best G.I. Joe figure released after 2001, he's got an original accesory which I think hasn't been done for an O ring figure since like 1993, also he's got a far better and intricate paintscheme than any of the Amerikan versions only jerks don't see the good aspects of a purple uniform, a bright orange vest cause ya know he just finds bombs he isn't killing gooks and cobras, and his specialty is announced on his goddamn vest, so fuck you if you disagree.

I don't care that you're only 13, 13 is my lucky number

Recently I was looking at G.I. Joe action figures, and noticed "Good christ, Torpedo looks kinda like Brian Peppers wearing a scuba mask" this I found hilarious, and then I remembered Joe fans gave Torpedo the nickname of "pedo". Pedo is short for pedophile, so I got a kick out of a guy who's nickname is synonomus with driving in a van, growing mustaches, and having sex with children, looking a lot like a sexual predator.






thanx too google image search for the rockin' Brian Peppers on velvet image.