Everything is not alright, and theres no end in sight.

Theres been like 150 figures produced in 2008 alone, plus coming waves that Masturbatory Collector is PREVIEWIN'EXCLUSIVLEY ON THEY SITE FRESH OUTTA 1998. So what, thats like 20 more figures before 2008 ends, plus next year we have a movie where whole damn places EXPLODE so thats gonna get merched to fuck and back, so thats gonna get a shitload of toys like HAULING-ASS BREAKER and insensitive to other languages Ripcord. Thats gonna add up to like 250 new figures before Hasbro throws this line off the damn boat again because the movie bombed like an abortion clinic. If you're buying every last one of these figures, Hasbro has you by the Jacobs and is looking you right in the eye as they repaint that fucking Cobra Trooper figure again and shove it down your throat.

But c'mon, who doesn't want a fucking figure of Matt Trakker?