Undeniable G.I Joe Fun Facts!

These are true and you can't refute them!


1. G.I Joe Tattoos are not cool, if you have one your a goddamned asshole prick.

2. The D.I.C cartoon is the definite basis of all G.I Joe canon, or it should be.

3. Cutters favorite band is Blues Traveler, this makes Cutter a goddamned jerk.

4. 2001 is the best G.I Joe year since the 80's.

5. Hasbro should not listen to the fans

6. Investment Merchandise is lame, instead of lame ass cutesy children's toys we should have figures that don't suck.

7. Duke watches the 700 club, what a fag.

8. The Dils are great, thats not a G.I Joe fact but its true.

9. Destros Dominator is the most useless thing ever made with the Joe name on it.

10. Big Brawler is the lamest joke ever and it's continued overuse by a group of idiots goes to prove joe fans cannot ever come up with anything new and original.

11. Asking for handouts on your website about toys is about the lamest thing you could ever do.

12. Action figures should have the same range of movement they had in 1985.

13. Devils Due is the Live At Bukokan of G.I Joe, meaning it's terrible and ruined old things that didn't suck so bad.

14. Theres only like 3 G.I Joe sites worth a damn, and two of them are Smash The State and Broca Blutch. I don't know what the third one is, but 3 is a good number and gives me hope for this terrible fandom.

15. Dio Stories are usually completely awful.

16. Johnny Turk traded 4 HAVOCS for a Casio Keyboard and a copy of Lives In The Balance on tape.

17. Smash The State is the most important website about stupid action figures ever!