A dude who takes his Action Figure costumes really seriously: Headhunter Stormtrooper: I've never been a big fan of this helmet.
The largest reason is I see no where for the wearer's chin to go, since the helmet slopes back where the chin should be
A dude who obviously doesn't know Joe fans very well: I just don't see why the only comeback to someone who doesn't like Marlon Wayans as Ripcord is that they're a racist. Is this some major victory for the civil rights movement! "YES! Martin Luther King Jr's dream has been realized. We've made Ripcord black!". Or maybe it could just be about the few kids who got a Ripcord toy when they were young and thought he was the bee's knees. Maybe the same people who hate the black costumes and Duke's goofy facial hair also wanted a more traditional Ripcord? Nah... It's gotta be racism. It's always racism.
Some guy who doesn't read Smash The State or the google newsgroup: Who is Mike Fountain?
This guy has learned that 90% of joe fans are like Tom Jacks: It seems like everyone else has these awesome, thorough branches of Wikipedia and the Joepedia is completely useless.
IT'S A SERIOUS HOBBY YOU GUYS I SPEND LOTS OF MONEY ON IT: And C*******... you don't deserve to call yourself a GI Joe fan. Suck it up pal. Life's rough. Get a helmet.
A dude who much perfers the guiding red lasers of Jesus and America: They killed off that many characters? Man this is why the cartoons are better.......`
Some guy with overrated taste in figures and music: Spirit looks like Johhy Cash
A bunch of comments on the Vincent Li and Tim McLean Beheading incident:
Huh. dude must have found out the other guy was a card bender and decided to fix the problem lol.
I have always felt safe in Canada for some reason. I guess it goes to show, your not really safe any where.
well, in the guys defense, the other guy should have left at least 1 bat on the peg.
Our number 1 target who's almost 50 and buys kids toys on television warnings: So I was watching some TV tonight, and a storm started to blow through, and as sometimes happens, the show I was watching was interrupted by a ribbon running across the screen, and a brief audio announcement about the storm, via the National Weather Service.
Okay, fine and well. But part of the announcement states, "This advisory is in effect for the next 40 minutes..."
Except the individual reading the announcement pronounced "minutes" as if it were "min-yoo-etts".
How in the hell can someone even get a job with the National Weather Service without knowing how to pronounce as basic a word as "minutes"?!???!
And THESE are the people keeping track of dangerous weather patterns on our behalf?
That just FILLS me with confidence...!
And this weeks AWESOME STUFF SAID BY A COOL DUDE is:Wow judging from the pole results, GI.Joe is a very serious subject, not to be taken lightly.
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Sunday, August 3, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
GI JOE IS A PERFECTLY LEGIT HOBBY FOR NORMAL PEOPLE WITH GOOD JOBS AND FRIENDS wait
One year later and Joe fandom consists of 99% percent assholes, so theres no reason to stop writing about how much cooler we are then people who listen to Tool and Kid Rock and work at In And Out Burger.
Heres a list of things I've learned about Joe fans in the last year:
1. They wear stained t-shirts
2. Fat
3. They make stupid customs
4. EVERYONE IN FIREFIGHTS USES TRACER ROUNDS
5. They still have stupid opinions
6. Mike Fountain is no friend of mine
7. Reading drama from the fall of 2001 is entertaining
8. Hasbro makes a great looking Torpedo, then goes and fucks up Rock And Roll and the Viper.
9. Tom Jacks has a poor work ethic
10. Bobby Steele is an okay guy
11. Thomas Wheeler is a socially retarded manchild
12. Fat
13. Basic model building skills such as painting, masking and weathering are unheard of
14. Customizing continues to be a primitive hobby due to the fact nobody listens to good advice
15. Tall grass in Vermont is totally the jungle
16. Stu Wilson touches all the bases
17. Johnny Turk is banned from entering the state of Rhode Island for reasons that cannot be legally disclosed on a public forum
18. You're gonna pay for your stupid stickball
19. Fat
20. Jesus
21. Joe fans like horrible music
22. Working at Wendys is a socially acceptable job to have at age 38
23. Al Capone was a hoodlum
24. Size 2xl T-shirts
25. Funskool Tripwire won the rigged election
26. Fast food paychecks buy lots of shitty figures
27. TWENTY SEVEN IS A GOOD NUMBER TO END ON
Heres a list of things I've learned about Joe fans in the last year:
1. They wear stained t-shirts
2. Fat
3. They make stupid customs
4. EVERYONE IN FIREFIGHTS USES TRACER ROUNDS
5. They still have stupid opinions
6. Mike Fountain is no friend of mine
7. Reading drama from the fall of 2001 is entertaining
8. Hasbro makes a great looking Torpedo, then goes and fucks up Rock And Roll and the Viper.
9. Tom Jacks has a poor work ethic
10. Bobby Steele is an okay guy
11. Thomas Wheeler is a socially retarded manchild
12. Fat
13. Basic model building skills such as painting, masking and weathering are unheard of
14. Customizing continues to be a primitive hobby due to the fact nobody listens to good advice
15. Tall grass in Vermont is totally the jungle
16. Stu Wilson touches all the bases
17. Johnny Turk is banned from entering the state of Rhode Island for reasons that cannot be legally disclosed on a public forum
18. You're gonna pay for your stupid stickball
19. Fat
20. Jesus
21. Joe fans like horrible music
22. Working at Wendys is a socially acceptable job to have at age 38
23. Al Capone was a hoodlum
24. Size 2xl T-shirts
25. Funskool Tripwire won the rigged election
26. Fast food paychecks buy lots of shitty figures
27. TWENTY SEVEN IS A GOOD NUMBER TO END ON
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