Showing posts with label roky erickson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label roky erickson. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

This shit is giving me a Headache







You know it may have been 16 years ago the last time I took a scriptwriting class, I might just be an out of touch old man who bitterly left the video production field years ago, or maybe I'm just not an idiot, but I think "HE HAULS ASS" and "THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE EXPLODES" aren't good ways to convey action in a script. I wasn't expecting anything good, in fact I was expecting something completely awful but this, this is just embarrassing. I've read almost the entire thing unfortunately and I don't think my mind will recover for a while. It's a horrible mash up of AWFUL sci-fi buzzwords, awful action scenes and horrible dialog and character development. So please, please, do the world a favor and don't go see this when it comes out and help this movie bomb and hopefully kills off any chances of a sequel. I'm not lying when I say horrible dio stories have better dialog then this movie.

Also Cover Girl has like 2 lines of dialog before Storm Shadow kills her OH NO SPOILER ALERT.

Anyway, I'm done digging through this horrible thing, maybe Johnny Turk can take over till his brain melts too. Big thanks to the dude who sent this to us though, secret guy, you're great.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

ADULT COLLECTABLE

Remember those DTC wave 4 figures that nobody in their right mind really gave a fuck about? Remember how nobody in their right mind really cared they never got released? Remember how nobody in their right mind wanted more mediocre repaints? Unless you liked to review things in tandem on a site with no content?

TAKE IT AWAY FRED!

Well now our friends at the serious business action figure club are trying to hock them as ADULT COLLECTIBLES!



You see they are children's toys only for ADULTS, and ADULTS are willing to pay 30 dollars a two pack with 12 dollar shipping for such exciting figures as overweight Lt. Falcon and Female Cobra Male Fantasy With Guns. Those aren't made up numbers folks, thats Masturbatory Collectors actual asking price:


Airtight vs. Cobra Officer- $28.99 Ships October
Outback vs. Night Viper- $28.99 Ships October
Lt. Falcon Vs. Munitia & PP Copperhead- $40.99 Ships January


I mean it would be one thing if they were at least hocking GOOD figures, but these are rehashes from the end of the failed new sculpt experiment. Master Collector should just come out and say it on their website:


Buy our snake oil you retarded disposable income fucks