Showing posts with label WHOA OH OOH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WHOA OH OOH. Show all posts

Sunday, May 25, 2008

More Dreadnoks as Misfits

I'm sure no one wants to read more about the Dreadnoks as the Misfits but I don't care.

Torch is Mr. Jim, they both suck

Ripper is Franche Coma which means he was involved in better things than Thrasher.

Road Pig is Robo: Both are scary don't wear shirts and probably tried to get blowjobs from 15 year olds (Go buy American Hardcore the book and read the chapter on the Misfits it's in there, I cite refrences)

Monkey Wrench is Michael Graves: He's just a clone of an old member

Gnawgahyde is lame

That's all the dreadnoks I remember if I missed any oh well, 80% of them sucked anyways. THRASHER IS AN ASSHOLE FUCKIN' CUNT

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Johnny Turk reviews the 25th:

As a roadie for E.L.O. I have a lot of disposable income and a lot of free time since those niggas haven't toured in like 30 years or something. Anyways I'm reviewing the 25th jerks I own:

Storm Shadow: Nigga what kinda of ninja dresses up as little red riding hood. 1/10

Red Ninja: Man what's with the ginormus fireplace poker? 4/5

Hawk: Hell yeah forgettable figure from 82, what the fuck is with the gloves? B-

Stalker: Hell yeah black guy with a mustache and a knife (you see one Willie Horton you've seen them all) this guy is good except that he should check out the skin on his hands, motherfucking wrinkly The Subhumans (9/10)

Cobra/Cobra Officer/Cobra AIR TROOPER: Not bad better than the fucking Neo Viper

Cobra Commander: Atleast his back isn't flat this time 6/10

Flash: Dude your ugly but better than Sci Fi

Grand Slam: Dude, why the fuck did they make you? 0/0