Remember when G.I Joe internet forums we're fun? Me neither!
You never see the following topics anymore:
- "Will we ever get an army builder pack?"
- "PAINTWIPES ARGH"
- "Guys the single card should totally make a comeback so I can buy 150 repaint vipers"
- "WILL WE EVER SEE SUCH CLASSIC MOLDS AS TRIPWIRE EVER AGAIN?"
- "USING CORPS FIGURES AS NEW COBRA ARMY BUILDERS"
- "Those India folk should give back molds like the Crimson Guard and Cross Country!"
- "NOT ENOUGH CRIMSON"
- "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE DEVILS DUE COMIC THIS IS THE DAWN OF A NEW ERROR IN G.I JOE"
- "Send back action attack!"
- "GUYS T-CROTCHES WONT BE SO BAD G.I JOE IS G.I JOE RITE"
- "Improved proportions on wave 3 in 2003!"
- "I wonder if they have the Skyhawk mold"
- "UR DREAM LIST OF FIGURES YOU WANT MADE"
- "Heavy Duty: Underrated character"
- "Whats your dream cast for the G.I Joe movie MY CHOICE FOR BREAKER IS DOLPH LUNDGREN"
Those are all pretty retarded, almost as retarded as such great topics and posts as "RIPCORD SHOULD BE A WHITE REDHEAD GUY FROM THE USA"
Dang
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Sunday, August 10, 2008
SMASH THE STATE PRESENTS: STUPID SHIT SAID THIS WEEK!
Greetings friends! Toy collectors are weird, here’s the dumbest/creepiest/funniest shit jerks have said this week:
ARGH CUSTOMER SERVICE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ACTION FIGURES AS ME: Just ONCE I think it'd be funny as hell if the clerk working the returns desk had a working knowledge of action figures and said (in this case for instance), "Excuse me, but this isn't Double Clutch. It's Duke. You've obviously stolen the Clutch figure and replaced it with this Duke figure which you got who knows where. Not only am I not giving you a refund for this, I'm calling security and I'm going to have you arrested for shoplifting."
Some guy with a serious problem that results in drawing (and probably masturbating to) naked lady toys: Man, I just wish there was a place on the internet for my love of Scarlett's distress.
I mean, there's girls eating poop out of each other's butts, and that's okay somewhere,
but I can't find a place for stuff that took me 20 years to learn how to do.
Some dude who likes Ambush: “Ambush was very memorable in that I always thought he was astrailian or british, I think it was the mustashe (I had only seen it on peoples from those contrys at the time). Still I liked him a great deal.”
With this attitude it’s going to stay like that: "YEAH YOU SEEN ME AT EVERY TARGET TOYS R US WAL-MART K-MART STOP N SHOP IN THE COUNTY
IM THAT GUY BUYING JOES FOR HIMSELF NOT HIS KID
CUZ I DONT HAVE ONE "
Overactive imagination, underactive brain:
watching the new mummy got me think about 2 things. wo wold win between a werewolf and a yeti? and who do you think would win between jackie chan and jet li? you can vote twice, once in the werewolf vs yeti, and once in the jackie chan and jet li.
The Mike “de aco” Fountain saga (these are all by the same guy):
“Who is Mike Fountain?”
“Why is he the baddest on ebay?what is his id?”
“Is Mike De Aco the biggest foreign gi joe collector in US?
Preety sure your incorrect: “Pretty sure these DVD box sets are the Best Joe product to hit shelves since at least 1991.”
We Tried!: “(BTW, anybody wanna hire a very reasonably priced freelance writer and photographer?)”
GOD DAMNIT I WANT MY TOYS CHEAP: “Family dollar--apparently-- has raised prices. I found two televipers, which had the $2 sticker on them, but they rang up $3 each. I didn't get to buy them because I had no cash, and their worthless debit machine was down.”
Some dude who totally underestimates the cheapness and retardation of G.I. Joe fans, and to answer his final question, everywhere: If you go to walmart or TRU right now they will have these big $100+ toys sitting on shelves. They are there..TRUST ME... NOW, if you boxxed up GOOD, BIG joe stuff..you know what..?? IT WOULD ALL BE GONE..
If hasbro got the BALLS to repack the Flagg or even better , the DEFIANT, and put $400 on it..you know what? you wouldent be able to find one...
I am just VERY disappointed with the quality and boxxed presentation of the vehicles...
Where am I going wrong here?
Hey it’s someone following the Mantra, also how the fuck are they reaching out to you if your not interested?: “Matt Trakker...while I could care less about MASK, today and in the 1980s, I DO give the design team an A+ for reaching out to make us, the collector, happy.”
That's all this week, sorry it was so long, but people are stupid!
ARGH CUSTOMER SERVICE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ACTION FIGURES AS ME: Just ONCE I think it'd be funny as hell if the clerk working the returns desk had a working knowledge of action figures and said (in this case for instance), "Excuse me, but this isn't Double Clutch. It's Duke. You've obviously stolen the Clutch figure and replaced it with this Duke figure which you got who knows where. Not only am I not giving you a refund for this, I'm calling security and I'm going to have you arrested for shoplifting."
Some guy with a serious problem that results in drawing (and probably masturbating to) naked lady toys: Man, I just wish there was a place on the internet for my love of Scarlett's distress.
I mean, there's girls eating poop out of each other's butts, and that's okay somewhere,
but I can't find a place for stuff that took me 20 years to learn how to do.
Some dude who likes Ambush: “Ambush was very memorable in that I always thought he was astrailian or british, I think it was the mustashe (I had only seen it on peoples from those contrys at the time). Still I liked him a great deal.”
With this attitude it’s going to stay like that: "YEAH YOU SEEN ME AT EVERY TARGET TOYS R US WAL-MART K-MART STOP N SHOP IN THE COUNTY
IM THAT GUY BUYING JOES FOR HIMSELF NOT HIS KID
CUZ I DONT HAVE ONE "
Overactive imagination, underactive brain:
watching the new mummy got me think about 2 things. wo wold win between a werewolf and a yeti? and who do you think would win between jackie chan and jet li? you can vote twice, once in the werewolf vs yeti, and once in the jackie chan and jet li.
The Mike “de aco” Fountain saga (these are all by the same guy):
“Who is Mike Fountain?”
“Why is he the baddest on ebay?what is his id?”
“Is Mike De Aco the biggest foreign gi joe collector in US?
Preety sure your incorrect: “Pretty sure these DVD box sets are the Best Joe product to hit shelves since at least 1991.”
We Tried!: “(BTW, anybody wanna hire a very reasonably priced freelance writer and photographer?)”
GOD DAMNIT I WANT MY TOYS CHEAP: “Family dollar--apparently-- has raised prices. I found two televipers, which had the $2 sticker on them, but they rang up $3 each. I didn't get to buy them because I had no cash, and their worthless debit machine was down.”
Some dude who totally underestimates the cheapness and retardation of G.I. Joe fans, and to answer his final question, everywhere: If you go to walmart or TRU right now they will have these big $100+ toys sitting on shelves. They are there..TRUST ME... NOW, if you boxxed up GOOD, BIG joe stuff..you know what..?? IT WOULD ALL BE GONE..
If hasbro got the BALLS to repack the Flagg or even better , the DEFIANT, and put $400 on it..you know what? you wouldent be able to find one...
I am just VERY disappointed with the quality and boxxed presentation of the vehicles...
Where am I going wrong here?
Hey it’s someone following the Mantra, also how the fuck are they reaching out to you if your not interested?: “Matt Trakker...while I could care less about MASK, today and in the 1980s, I DO give the design team an A+ for reaching out to make us, the collector, happy.”
That's all this week, sorry it was so long, but people are stupid!
Friday, July 4, 2008
G.I. Joe comic re-boot!
One thing a lot of joe fans have clung to since 1995 was the G.I.Joe continuity. Mainly because they've got no real personality and didn't buy health insurance until the OXY CLEAN GUY WHO YELLS A LOT started endorsing it. And now that Devils Due (dudes I never heard of prior to the joe comic) lost that license and some more guys I've never heard of got it and have decided "LOL THIS HERE COMIC BOOK WITH IT'S LAST CHOICE WRITER THAT MARVEL DIDN'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT TO EVEN BOTHER TEACHING ANYONE ELSE ABOUT THE JOES TO REPLACE HIM" 25+ year old continuity is in need of a reboot.
Nerds hate change. So this is bad news for them, even though the new comic will be written by Larry Hama again, and jerks will still praise him as some amazing fuckin writer even though all 155 issues were to sell some goddamn childrens toys. They weren't even realistic about army problems, do you guys remember the issue where Clutch and Rock N Roll killed a bunch of Cobra soldiers and then trafficked drugs? Or the time Shipwreck wasn't allowed to serve due to the no open gays in the military rule, or the time Flash got PTSD and was shipped back home and then became homeless?
Me neither, and until they do a Joe comic that doesn't suck make mine jokes about Funskool Tripwire and Thomas Wheeler
Nerds hate change. So this is bad news for them, even though the new comic will be written by Larry Hama again, and jerks will still praise him as some amazing fuckin writer even though all 155 issues were to sell some goddamn childrens toys. They weren't even realistic about army problems, do you guys remember the issue where Clutch and Rock N Roll killed a bunch of Cobra soldiers and then trafficked drugs? Or the time Shipwreck wasn't allowed to serve due to the no open gays in the military rule, or the time Flash got PTSD and was shipped back home and then became homeless?
Me neither, and until they do a Joe comic that doesn't suck make mine jokes about Funskool Tripwire and Thomas Wheeler
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
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