Smash The State under attack!

While I was alone making sure the snare sounded correct on "TOTO 12: THIS ONE IS ALSO ABOUT AFRICA" I learned that Smash The State's primary objective of "Make nerds angry" came true on Hisstank.com, while they gave Dr. Henry E. Miller credit for my hard work, I don't care because apparently they got very angry about Smash The State, so they visited our good site.

So to the guy who called us the "G.I.Joe Hater Bloggers" I would like to thank you for probably wasting more time on http://98oldsmobiledotgov.blogspot.com than the following people: Me, Dr. Henry E. Miller, Tom Jacks, God, Muammar Gaddafi, the guy who produced The Pretender, Chuck Biscuits, Funskool, All of our loyal readers, the dude who stole my lawnmower in 1997, Jackson Browne, the homeless drunk who once busted out the window of 1986 Toyota Tercel, Ronald McDonald, Mike Fountain, the kid from the Dubble Bubble comics,Mike Fountain, Robert Robert Watts, Stu Wilson and East Bay Ray. Because by doing that it means we win and your a nerd losing time.


Also thanks Dr. Henry E. Miller for telling that activist judge I was too busy bombing an abortion clinic to have spray painted "GANG GREEN #100" on the fence of the dude from the Pointed Sticks

Hey fuck you

Well it's been one year and me and Dr. Henry E. Miller (Who is going to fight Eric Blume in the opening round of a gay rodeo in Utah soon) have continuously half assed thinly veiled threats towards people like Thomas Wheeler, Mike Fountain, and the roman catholic church on a semi regularly basis. So thank you, you three people who have read this, your almost as big a hero as the Doctor.

Also Tom Jacks Esquire is a useless guy and I'd fire him if I knew how to.


Peace out!

The Dreadnoks don't look like "punk rockers"

From The Desk Of The Esteemed Doctor Henry Edward Miller:


Theres this horrible, oft-repeated line of bullshit throughout the joe fanbase that somehow, the Drednoks, a biker gang from Austrailia who dress like the bad guys from Death Wish 3:


Are somehow "Punk Rockers" or "Have the Punk look". Listen, I know 90 percent of joe fans have led sheltered life's and their musical interests don't really expand past such great fat music acts such as "Nickelback" and "Slayer" or "Travis Trit" and that they have a force-fed media perception of all "subcultures" that they, grown men who buy children's toys, do not fall into.

I knew plenty of punk rockers back in the 80's and I know quite a few nowadays, and for the most part, there just normal dudes who wear T-shirts with Ronald Reagan on them and wear bluejeans, not guys who look like they hang out with the Giggler. So next time you see some slightly overweight loser who probably has a patchy goatee on an internet message board try and tell you that the Dreadnoks are TYPICAL PUNK ROCKERS tell him that hes a dumb fuck.

Besides, the Dreadnoks are fucking lame, if they were a punk band they would be T.S.O.L.