Well it's been one year and me and Dr. Henry E. Miller (Who is going to fight Eric Blume in the opening round of a gay rodeo in Utah soon) have continuously half assed thinly veiled threats towards people like Thomas Wheeler, Mike Fountain, and the roman catholic church on a semi regularly basis. So thank you, you three people who have read this, your almost as big a hero as the Doctor.
Also Tom Jacks Esquire is a useless guy and I'd fire him if I knew how to.
Peace out!
Showing posts with label SEX BOMB BABY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SEX BOMB BABY. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Look out Cobra, The Joes are launching a bomb!
And it's gonna hit every theatre in America. There is a g.i. joe movie coming out, now most people think this is a good idea I guess, but hey they're not intelligent like me or Dr. Henry E. Miller. So we figure that the G.I. Joe fan boy spin doctors are gonna see said Joe Movie and then post about it on the internet and then do DAMAGE CONTROL when it sucks because you know war movies about AMERIKA THE BEAUTIFUL HOME OF THE BRAVE AND HOME OF THE SLAVES are gonna regurgitate all over the net. Here's our bets:
THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIMELESS CHARACTERS LIKE COPPERHEAD THATS WHY IT DIDN'T DO GOOD
GUYS LISTEN THEY TRIED TO ADAPT THE CHARACTERS TO MODERN TIMES
NO ONE CAN RELATE TOO RIPCORD BEING A BLACK AMERICAN
LARRY HAMA DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH CREATIVE CONTROL
THE HOLLYWOOD LEFT DIDN'T ALLOW IT TOO SUCCEED
THEY DIDN'T LET THOMAS WHEELER HAVE ANY SAY, HE DID AMAZING ON THE FILECARDS
THEY PROBABLY LET STEEL BRIGADE HAVE TOO MUCH SAY F*** YOU DAVID LANE
THE ORIGINAL HYPE FOR THE MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE. NO ONE WANTS A G.I. JOE THAT ISN'T TRUE TOO IT'S ROOTS AND DOWNPLAY'S IT'S PATIROTISIM.GI JOE IS AN AMERICAN ORGINZATION NOT INTERNATIONAL
THEY DIDN'T ALLOW THEM TO WEAR THEIR ORIGINAL COSTUMEZ
there will be more but, fuck that shitty movie is like a year away and hey maybe we'll luck out and it won't ever finish, or it'll bomb so bad hasbro goes outta bidness and a bunch of fat guys get real jobs.
THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIMELESS CHARACTERS LIKE COPPERHEAD THATS WHY IT DIDN'T DO GOOD
GUYS LISTEN THEY TRIED TO ADAPT THE CHARACTERS TO MODERN TIMES
NO ONE CAN RELATE TOO RIPCORD BEING A BLACK AMERICAN
LARRY HAMA DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH CREATIVE CONTROL
THE HOLLYWOOD LEFT DIDN'T ALLOW IT TOO SUCCEED
THEY DIDN'T LET THOMAS WHEELER HAVE ANY SAY, HE DID AMAZING ON THE FILECARDS
THEY PROBABLY LET STEEL BRIGADE HAVE TOO MUCH SAY F*** YOU DAVID LANE
THE ORIGINAL HYPE FOR THE MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE. NO ONE WANTS A G.I. JOE THAT ISN'T TRUE TOO IT'S ROOTS AND DOWNPLAY'S IT'S PATIROTISIM.GI JOE IS AN AMERICAN ORGINZATION NOT INTERNATIONAL
THEY DIDN'T ALLOW THEM TO WEAR THEIR ORIGINAL COSTUMEZ
there will be more but, fuck that shitty movie is like a year away and hey maybe we'll luck out and it won't ever finish, or it'll bomb so bad hasbro goes outta bidness and a bunch of fat guys get real jobs.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Jesus Christ the 25th anniversary got dumber
"We got confirmation that Matt Trakker Leader of M.A.S.K. (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) will be released as Specialist Trakker in Modern Era A Real American Hero Wave 10 or 11.
M.A.S.K. was a hybrid of popular 80's cartoons G.I. Joe and Transformers. It featured a special task force, led by Matt Trakker, with transforming vehicles engaged in an ongoing battle against V.E.N.O.M. (Vicious Evil Network Of Mayhem), with an emphasis on super-powered helmets called masks worn by the characters on the show."
HELL YEA MAN! WHEN I THINK OF THE LONG HISTORY OF G.I. JOE IT'S NOT MR FUJI ROADBLOCK. DEADBEAT DAD BEACH HEAD (MOTHERFUCKER IS WEARING SWEATPANTS) OR FUCKING THRASHER. I THINK OF MASK YA KNOW THAT GOOFY SHIT WITH CARS AND TINY ASS FIGURES AND THE CAR TURNS INTO A GODDAMN HELICOPTER!
Jesus Hasbro, swallow a horse
M.A.S.K. was a hybrid of popular 80's cartoons G.I. Joe and Transformers. It featured a special task force, led by Matt Trakker, with transforming vehicles engaged in an ongoing battle against V.E.N.O.M. (Vicious Evil Network Of Mayhem), with an emphasis on super-powered helmets called masks worn by the characters on the show."
HELL YEA MAN! WHEN I THINK OF THE LONG HISTORY OF G.I. JOE IT'S NOT MR FUJI ROADBLOCK. DEADBEAT DAD BEACH HEAD (MOTHERFUCKER IS WEARING SWEATPANTS) OR FUCKING THRASHER. I THINK OF MASK YA KNOW THAT GOOFY SHIT WITH CARS AND TINY ASS FIGURES AND THE CAR TURNS INTO A GODDAMN HELICOPTER!
Jesus Hasbro, swallow a horse
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