Big Ben: Had grenades that makes him cooler than Dusty
Back Stop: Canadian, has ugly pants. Died I hope
Skymate: Pink hat? More like Manmate am i rite
Switch Gears: He comes from Columbia not Colombia. Columbia is place where people wear club monaco t-shirts and listen to Brothers Johnson songs. Colombia is where drug dealers and the CIA work
I think that was it for all the Joes that don't come from US. If your suprised remember, this is a xenophobic intolerant line of action figures designed to get stupid ass kids to join the army. At least there was more stuff than Tom Jacks.
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"I always assumed Lady Jaye wasn't American. I've never seen a woman like that stateside! vavavavavoom, buddy!" - Newspaper editors everywhere.
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