This looks more like Dennis Quaid then the Dennis Quaid figure does.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
standing on the verge of ruining gi joe
This looks more like Dennis Quaid then the Dennis Quaid figure does.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
R.I.P. Dial Tone's penis!
Dial Tone is a woman now, I guess your thinking "That fag with the beret and mustache? I thought he was just French" Yes, I mean that guy, but now he's a woman. So now your thinking "Who cares it's Dial Tone, I hate French people so fuck him, maybe Brock Lee can do art of her in a bikini. That'd be cool and would remind me of COBRAAA.com"
I guess people don't seem too care, I mean no one likes Frogs and everyone digs BIKINI FAN ART! But I think you people are forgetting stuff. That stuff is that Dial Tone is a real fucking human being. Look at this image, this is what Dial Tone is doing right fucking now, since some goddamn skirt stole his job:
Alright I haven't seen this one. Hopefully they do an update on Women stealing Millitary jobs, fucking Doc had it happen too!
With the G.I. Joe team, which people complain about not enough new blood, they decide "fuck making new characters let's just replace gay homosexual Frenchmen and Uncle Tom's (if your a leader of Street Gang, or a cook or have a House Party 2 Haircut you can stay) with Womyn"
We here at Smash The State don't really care because Dial Tone is totally not as cool as Leatherneck, and by Leatherneck I mean Toxo Viper
FUCK YEAH THIS IS THE ONE WHERE THEY INVESTIGATE KURT COBAIN'S DEATH.
muchos gracias too Felix and Swindle for providing BEANZ eatin' dial tone. You are true heros
I guess people don't seem too care, I mean no one likes Frogs and everyone digs BIKINI FAN ART! But I think you people are forgetting stuff. That stuff is that Dial Tone is a real fucking human being. Look at this image, this is what Dial Tone is doing right fucking now, since some goddamn skirt stole his job:
TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES I YELL UPDATE!
Alright I haven't seen this one. Hopefully they do an update on Women stealing Millitary jobs, fucking Doc had it happen too!
With the G.I. Joe team, which people complain about not enough new blood, they decide "fuck making new characters let's just replace gay homosexual Frenchmen and Uncle Tom's (if your a leader of Street Gang, or a cook or have a House Party 2 Haircut you can stay) with Womyn"
We here at Smash The State don't really care because Dial Tone is totally not as cool as Leatherneck, and by Leatherneck I mean Toxo Viper
FUCK YEAH THIS IS THE ONE WHERE THEY INVESTIGATE KURT COBAIN'S DEATH.
muchos gracias too Felix and Swindle for providing BEANZ eatin' dial tone. You are true heros
Thursday, January 22, 2009
SMASH THE TRAFFIC FIGURES
This post is too thank our dear friends at Broca Blutch R.I.P. for all the traffic they gave us. You guys are No 2. on the list but number one in my heart!
Other cats who gave us traffic: Plastic Nothing, despite being a place with some scary imagery! LBAM I think you gave us some either way I find your stuff entertaining except for your hatred of Eric W. Brenstan is uncalled for! The Cobra Cabana Blog version also gave us traffic thank you Barry Manilow you secret Crimson Guard!
Surprisingly #3 on the list of "JERKZ WHO SEND JERKZ HERE" is joecustoms.com, I bet if I searched that forum I wouldn't find a single link here, it's probably all in the "SUPER SECRET MODERATOR ONLY--NO GURLZ ALOUD" board. Why do I figure it's there? Well a while back there was a "PLAY NICE OR CLOSE UP SHOP" thead on STS FIGURE REVIEW NOW REVIEWS MESSAGE BOARDS-A-THON from a known JC guy who hasn't returned after not hearing what he wanted to hear. Anyways if you have a problem with us, talk too us like adults (despite that most of us own toys designed to be purchased by our parents so we would shut the fuck up when we were 8 years old) or just call us "MOTHERFUCKERS" in all caps you can do that too
PS: THANKS FOR THE TRAFFIC BRADLEY BEAVER
Other cats who gave us traffic: Plastic Nothing, despite being a place with some scary imagery! LBAM I think you gave us some either way I find your stuff entertaining except for your hatred of Eric W. Brenstan is uncalled for! The Cobra Cabana Blog version also gave us traffic thank you Barry Manilow you secret Crimson Guard!
Surprisingly #3 on the list of "JERKZ WHO SEND JERKZ HERE" is joecustoms.com, I bet if I searched that forum I wouldn't find a single link here, it's probably all in the "SUPER SECRET MODERATOR ONLY--NO GURLZ ALOUD" board. Why do I figure it's there? Well a while back there was a "PLAY NICE OR CLOSE UP SHOP" thead on STS FIGURE REVIEW NOW REVIEWS MESSAGE BOARDS-A-THON from a known JC guy who hasn't returned after not hearing what he wanted to hear. Anyways if you have a problem with us, talk too us like adults (despite that most of us own toys designed to be purchased by our parents so we would shut the fuck up when we were 8 years old) or just call us "MOTHERFUCKERS" in all caps you can do that too
PS: THANKS FOR THE TRAFFIC BRADLEY BEAVER
Saturday, January 17, 2009
PLAY THIS WHEN WAVE 14 COMES OUT!
Better reviews are done by LBAM, and other friends of SMASH THE STATE.
Friday, January 16, 2009
NERDS LOOSSING MOENY
GREETINGS FRIENDS are broken, the STATE WEBSITE of the review of the TOY of action is now under new ownersshio? YES, THAT is TRUE RUSSIAN FIRM of mass-media, "QUITSTALIN" has bought IMPACT, the REVIEW of ACTION of the STAKE (and the maintenance of a box of underwear of girlfriends of Turks Джонни) is not afraid of names (names) of such greater people as jack of Volume and doctor Harold, matlby will keep there places on a word renowed a website not enojyed blu the moon kuentucky WELL NEW FEEATURES INCL UDE edbedding musical advertising for Russia punsk rocks senstations the bolisviks
The post contnet cassandras was quit with mirrlers cowards draewr interview to John talley джонс RUSSIAN писсуаров rock groups of a hit (impact) PROPOGANDA DIO the HISTORY, named (caused) " PROTECTION OKTOBER AGAINST the TRANSFORMER ", the REVIEW of ALL four figures (numbers) of action of PROTECTION OKTOBER, ARRIVING SOON we SHALL buy PLASTIK NOTHKING BROCA the COTTAGE, And all over again the BEST ANGRY LAST REVIEW FUCKS DEMOCRAZY
The post contnet cassandras was quit with mirrlers cowards draewr interview to John talley джонс RUSSIAN писсуаров rock groups of a hit (impact) PROPOGANDA DIO the HISTORY, named (caused) " PROTECTION OKTOBER AGAINST the TRANSFORMER ", the REVIEW of ALL four figures (numbers) of action of PROTECTION OKTOBER, ARRIVING SOON we SHALL buy PLASTIK NOTHKING BROCA the COTTAGE, And all over again the BEST ANGRY LAST REVIEW FUCKS DEMOCRAZY
Thursday, January 15, 2009
PANCAKE HEAD
Remember like five years ago when youtube was just clips from old movies and obscure ass live performances.
With his mask on, NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HES TOWING, COULD JUST BE SOME JUNK.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Topics you don't see on G.I Joe message boards anymore.
Remember when G.I Joe internet forums we're fun? Me neither!
You never see the following topics anymore:
- "Will we ever get an army builder pack?"
- "PAINTWIPES ARGH"
- "Guys the single card should totally make a comeback so I can buy 150 repaint vipers"
- "WILL WE EVER SEE SUCH CLASSIC MOLDS AS TRIPWIRE EVER AGAIN?"
- "USING CORPS FIGURES AS NEW COBRA ARMY BUILDERS"
- "Those India folk should give back molds like the Crimson Guard and Cross Country!"
- "NOT ENOUGH CRIMSON"
- "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE DEVILS DUE COMIC THIS IS THE DAWN OF A NEW ERROR IN G.I JOE"
- "Send back action attack!"
- "GUYS T-CROTCHES WONT BE SO BAD G.I JOE IS G.I JOE RITE"
- "Improved proportions on wave 3 in 2003!"
- "I wonder if they have the Skyhawk mold"
- "UR DREAM LIST OF FIGURES YOU WANT MADE"
- "Heavy Duty: Underrated character"
- "Whats your dream cast for the G.I Joe movie MY CHOICE FOR BREAKER IS DOLPH LUNDGREN"
Those are all pretty retarded, almost as retarded as such great topics and posts as "RIPCORD SHOULD BE A WHITE REDHEAD GUY FROM THE USA"
Dang
You never see the following topics anymore:
- "Will we ever get an army builder pack?"
- "PAINTWIPES ARGH"
- "Guys the single card should totally make a comeback so I can buy 150 repaint vipers"
- "WILL WE EVER SEE SUCH CLASSIC MOLDS AS TRIPWIRE EVER AGAIN?"
- "USING CORPS FIGURES AS NEW COBRA ARMY BUILDERS"
- "Those India folk should give back molds like the Crimson Guard and Cross Country!"
- "NOT ENOUGH CRIMSON"
- "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE DEVILS DUE COMIC THIS IS THE DAWN OF A NEW ERROR IN G.I JOE"
- "Send back action attack!"
- "GUYS T-CROTCHES WONT BE SO BAD G.I JOE IS G.I JOE RITE"
- "Improved proportions on wave 3 in 2003!"
- "I wonder if they have the Skyhawk mold"
- "UR DREAM LIST OF FIGURES YOU WANT MADE"
- "Heavy Duty: Underrated character"
- "Whats your dream cast for the G.I Joe movie MY CHOICE FOR BREAKER IS DOLPH LUNDGREN"
Those are all pretty retarded, almost as retarded as such great topics and posts as "RIPCORD SHOULD BE A WHITE REDHEAD GUY FROM THE USA"
Dang
Friday, January 9, 2009
2009 Predictions!
1. Hisstank.com, enemy of Smash The State far before it was cool, will still be far more popular than the following sites: Joecustoms.com, Joebattlelines.com, Yojoe.com and the Baddest Men on eBay site. No word if it'll be more popular than Johio though.
2. One of those sites that are less popular than Hisstank will probably find Smash The State, DRAMA!
3. Tom Jacks Esq's job'll be on the line
4. The Economy will still be bad, nerds will lose money
5. The Smash The State "ORANGE CALENDAR FEATURING THINGS THAT REMIND YOU OF SMASH THE STATE" will probably be made by june.
6. Broca Blutch won't update often
7. G.I. Joe'll probably bomb, but most normal people will join the STS forum if they enjoy the movie, unless they sign up anywhere else and get scared off by seriously fucked up people
8. Smash The State won't apologize for their actions
9. The G.I. Joe club will fuck up again
10. You fucks best buy Dan Sartain's music
11. The Convention will probably be hilarious, Kansas City is apparently rough
12. The Store on 44 won't make good on anything!
13. is the lucky number of the folllowing people places and things: Roman Polanski, NAMBLA, 1983 SEAL codenamed: 'PEDO.
14. No one will catch the Zodiac Killer
15. Big Lob still won't be made. Arctic Hooded Cobra Commander will though (GET IT, RACISM!)
16. G.I. Joe forums will start to merge.
17. No one will like the 1997 Stars and Stripes set
18. Hasbro will totally do some K-Mart exclusive and throw a Yellow Stalker re-release in it
19. Ken Nordine won't return Dr. Henry E. Miller's phone calls about doing "Smash The State Word Jazz radio jingles"
20. The Gross income of Smash The State'll be higher than Bobby Steele's royalties from the Misfits
21. *INSERT SILENT OVERRATED STORY HERE*
22. Johnny Turk'll get pissed off about Smash The State like 9 times
23. 98oldsmobile.gov will continue too regurgitate the same 5 Post Templates over and over (List about shit, Blatant attack towards commuinty darling, history lesson part 3, Post pictures and give commentary, that other one we do a lot but I can't remember)
24. Randy Rampage won't re-join D.O.A.
25. 1991 Grunt'll calm down SPOILER ALERT
26. IS NOT AS GOOD A NUMBER TOO END AT AS 27
27. IS A GOOD NUMBER TO END AT
28. But I'm not Dr. Henry E. Miller so I'll post differently than him
29. Rick Danko refrences will come back once more people rip me off by stopping with hilarious tags.
30. Go out it's friday night!
2. One of those sites that are less popular than Hisstank will probably find Smash The State, DRAMA!
3. Tom Jacks Esq's job'll be on the line
4. The Economy will still be bad, nerds will lose money
5. The Smash The State "ORANGE CALENDAR FEATURING THINGS THAT REMIND YOU OF SMASH THE STATE" will probably be made by june.
6. Broca Blutch won't update often
7. G.I. Joe'll probably bomb, but most normal people will join the STS forum if they enjoy the movie, unless they sign up anywhere else and get scared off by seriously fucked up people
8. Smash The State won't apologize for their actions
9. The G.I. Joe club will fuck up again
10. You fucks best buy Dan Sartain's music
11. The Convention will probably be hilarious, Kansas City is apparently rough
12. The Store on 44 won't make good on anything!
13. is the lucky number of the folllowing people places and things: Roman Polanski, NAMBLA, 1983 SEAL codenamed: 'PEDO.
14. No one will catch the Zodiac Killer
15. Big Lob still won't be made. Arctic Hooded Cobra Commander will though (GET IT, RACISM!)
16. G.I. Joe forums will start to merge.
17. No one will like the 1997 Stars and Stripes set
18. Hasbro will totally do some K-Mart exclusive and throw a Yellow Stalker re-release in it
19. Ken Nordine won't return Dr. Henry E. Miller's phone calls about doing "Smash The State Word Jazz radio jingles"
20. The Gross income of Smash The State'll be higher than Bobby Steele's royalties from the Misfits
21. *INSERT SILENT OVERRATED STORY HERE*
22. Johnny Turk'll get pissed off about Smash The State like 9 times
23. 98oldsmobile.gov will continue too regurgitate the same 5 Post Templates over and over (List about shit, Blatant attack towards commuinty darling, history lesson part 3, Post pictures and give commentary, that other one we do a lot but I can't remember)
24. Randy Rampage won't re-join D.O.A.
25. 1991 Grunt'll calm down SPOILER ALERT
26. IS NOT AS GOOD A NUMBER TOO END AT AS 27
27. IS A GOOD NUMBER TO END AT
28. But I'm not Dr. Henry E. Miller so I'll post differently than him
29. Rick Danko refrences will come back once more people rip me off by stopping with hilarious tags.
30. Go out it's friday night!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
ILOVEBLACKRIPCORD.COM
WITH PHOTGRAPHIC PROOF!
Jesus who thinks voting for the first or 3rd option is a good idea?
Black people, bananas? You draw comparisons
ARGH MY SUPERHEROES!
I guess Snake Eyes is cast wrong, as he's from AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE. Not some Scottish guy
GUYS THEY'RE NOT THE SAME AS 27 YEARS AGO! says the guy with the re-envisioned Lifeline avatar
GUYS THE G.I. JOE MOVIE IS ONLY A SCAM TOO MAKE MONEY! THESE LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD BIG-WIGZ DON'T CARE ABOUT G.I. JOE. I ONLY TRUST LARRY HAMA THE ONLY GUY TOO DO ANYTHING WITH G.I. JOE, HE DID EVERYTHING, SCULPT, PAINT, NAME, FINANCE, DRAW, AND PACKAGE EVERY G.I. JOE EVER!
Jesus who thinks voting for the first or 3rd option is a good idea?
Black people, bananas? You draw comparisons
ARGH MY SUPERHEROES!
I guess Snake Eyes is cast wrong, as he's from AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE. Not some Scottish guy
GUYS THEY'RE NOT THE SAME AS 27 YEARS AGO! says the guy with the re-envisioned Lifeline avatar
GUYS THE G.I. JOE MOVIE IS ONLY A SCAM TOO MAKE MONEY! THESE LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD BIG-WIGZ DON'T CARE ABOUT G.I. JOE. I ONLY TRUST LARRY HAMA THE ONLY GUY TOO DO ANYTHING WITH G.I. JOE, HE DID EVERYTHING, SCULPT, PAINT, NAME, FINANCE, DRAW, AND PACKAGE EVERY G.I. JOE EVER!
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