Greetings folks, I had free time and decided it's that time again for stupid shit said this week:
Maybe instead of getting your battle barge caught in the reeds making you settle you should concentrate on something productive: "Airtight and Cobra Officer for $28.99
Outback and Night Viper for $28.99
Munitia, Lt. Flacon and Python Copperhead for $40.99
Yeah, it's a little steep. (ok, it's VERY steep!) but if you're a 25th hater like me, it's what you have to work with."
Hmm: "It would be funny if he had a high altitude sky dive mask on the first half of the movie when he flirts with her, then when she finally sees him she can say "oh i thought you were a wight guy"
Hmm, "skin color like everyone else's skin" is even more racist than the last one: "I have always wondered. Does Destro have on a yellow shirt under his black suite or is that supposed to be his bare chest? And if it is his bare chest why the heck is it yellow and not skin color like everyone else’s skin? What's the deal, yellow shirt or yellow skin?"
Yeah fuck education!: "Definitely agree on the "back to school" issue, and I haven't set foot in a school in about thirty years. But I hated it that much. How much do I still hate it? In my opinion, setting up a back to school department in the average Target or Wal-Mart -- IN EARLY JULY -- RIGHT NEXT TO THE TOY SECTION -- should be tantamount to child abuse."
DOES NOT COMPUTE: Only good stuff. Mainly Metal as it gives me the rage to hate on all the lesser crappier music such as punk and emo and mainstream (c)rap.
People like this rule, it's only jackaninny's who get upset by people caring about their health or if you like movies that suck or if you have a bad hobby: "-People who WILL NOT let you enjoy anything: Eating your favorite food? They'll come up and tell you how many calories are in it. Watching your favorite movie? They'll sit there picking out all of the inconsistencies. Enjoying your new toy purchase? They'll start in about the "ten year old Chinese kids working in a factory." And I'm not talking about people who might do something like this once in awhile, I'm talking about the people who really do seem to get some sadistic pleasure out of trying to ruin everyone's enjoyment of everything. I'm sorry you're unhappy in life, but STFU."
Well that's it, racism, hatred of the education system, jerks who let people get to them, awful taste in music, awful taste in action figures. We laughed nerds cried, all was right with the universe
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Oh, and someone returned a Star Wars figure to a store in GI JOE packaging and our precious freedom, all that we hold dear and the entire flippin' world ended because of it.
What's worse than that, besides a helluva lot of things, is that the figures are $8 new most places. Hasbro owns GI JOE, but the figures cost as much as licensed properties. Geeks are getting wallet-raped for their obessive nostalgia, you'd think they'd find that a bit more annoying that petty retail fraud. When Hasbro can turn a profit with "new sculpts" at dollar stores for $3 a figure, you know you are being played.
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