Friday, September 26, 2008

Joe sites summarized

Well I figure it's time to give any of you cats who've never visted other sites a quick synopsis of other joe related websites (remember Smash The State is the best though!)

Joecustoms: used to be decent, now full of self important dudes

Joedios: Decent but 90% of the pictures posted feature the following: Urban scenes, night scenes, Major Bludd being a bad ass, could use some other stuff

Joebattlelines: I think this spawned out of the Sgt. Savage dude's shit. That dude was hilarious as he totally called himself "Brian Savage" to confuse fucking idiots into thinking he was the Joe convention guy. Instead he was DD's MILITARY ADVISOR, and we all know how good DD's comic run was (not good at all)

Hisstank: GUYS THEY QUOTED US LET'S TOTALLY BAN THE GUY WHO DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH ALL THOSE QUOTES

Yojoe.com: outdated archive, messageboard with usefulness if your looking to buy junk and not swear

Broca Blutch: The best site by undercover communists, also funnier than Smash The State but worse at intermural hockey

That one site with the bible thumping Dio: That site sucks 83 Grunts with camo aren't totally bad ass dude

Generalsjoes: Revolutionary Dio Stories (in 2001)

TheJoeIndex: Imagine yojoe.com with a stupider design

QKTheatre: Not online anymore!

If there's more let me know I'm tired and don't wanna write anymore (fucking Dr. Henry E. Miller and his "Dude I'm not writing an article till you pay me for those percosets" rule)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quick Kick's Theatre is now JOE GUIDE or something generic like that, and never updated.

Never heard of JoeIndex.

Johnny Turk said...

It's like yojoe with less content and a frame based design. Who the fuck still uses frames in Two Thousand Goddamn Eight, the idea is decent the execution is not