Monday, December 8, 2008

ALL WORLD TOY ROMANCE

Aaaaah yeah baby GI Joe romance coming right the fuck on baby, toys in love, aaaaaaw yeah lets get it on:


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1839050/1/Its_Not_What_You_Think

"Several minutes later, Scarlett stirred again, Duke's strong arms still wrapped around her. Not fully awake by any means, she started placing small kisses on his bare chest. Duke, beginning to awake from his sleep, stroked the length of her hair with one hand and placed the other hand gently on Scarlett's cheek. He lowered himself to her level and lightly kissed her lips. To his surprise, Scarlett didn't pull away, but instead, she drew closer to him and returned the kiss.

They ran their arms up and down each other's backs as they continued to kiss, each kiss becoming more and more passionate as time went on. Duke realized his hand went further down Scarlett's back than it should have. He braced himself for some sort of kick or punch and was again shocked that she didn't. "What is it with her? Surely, she hasn't been dreaming of this also," he thought.

Duke eventually found himself on top of Scarlett. He undid her sash and the robe fell open, exposing her. "Oh god... so perfect," Duke muttered very softly. He left a trail of warm, soft kisses as he worked his way down.

Duke became more and more aroused as Scarlett surprisingly encouraged him. He finally forgot about the fraternization regulations, the fact that they were just friends and that she could cause him severe bodily harm if she wanted to. Duke had been so consumed with exploring his partner's body that it took him a while to realize one of his partner's hands had left his back.

Duke moved back up and placed a long, breathtaking kiss on Scarlett's lips. When he couldn't stand it any longer, Duke lifted himself and removed Scarlett's robe so that there was absolutely nothing but air between their bodies.

At just the right, inopportune moment, Scarlett whispered very seductively, "Joey..."

Immediately upon hearing Scarlett whisper another man's name, Duke sprung out of the bed, jumping so high he nearly hit his head on the ceiling fan's blade. "


Awww yea-wait what?

4 comments:

dv said...

Just then, Joey himself walked in. His mop of long, curly black hair swung as he moved. He gave Duke the thumbs-up as he finished his slice of New York Style Pizza.

Adjusting his sunglasses, Joey said "Gabba Gabba Hey Scarlett, this Joey Ain't no Pinhead if you know what I mean..."

Duke quickly tied a sheet around his waist, as only a trained military man could do. "You're getting your shit kicked in ASAP, Joey!"

Duke tackled Joey, whose mask fell off, revealing...

"Awww, shit. I can't stay mad at you, Chuckles!"

Anonymous said...

My pat response to most fan fic: "Somehow, that's still better than Devil's Due."

Anonymous said...

"Alas, Joey has foiled me once again"

man thats some werid shit

Jaysun said...

can p.j. soles play scarlett?