Recently I was left in charge of compelteing an article about the new 25th Anniversary joes by everybodies favorite Doctor. Henry E. Miller. However being a dude who's life revolves around drinking up and boogien' down and living off the backs off several in the dark women, I started and didn't finish, after getting through four or five I got bored, and then I received a message from da boss; Ralph Nader (No you angry republican joe fans, not the guy who belives in a better world, helping people and not being a complete and utter whore for corporations like the main parties) who was all "look yu guys arenent bringing dollors in the monies amounts neded. levar is gunn kil my doter" and then he told me he tried to hire a new guy saying something about how he wrote Joe Filecards. Here's his transmissions:

Mr wheeler, it has been well publicized that your FREELANCE WRITER skills are availible. would you, mr Tommy be interestored in performing writing activities for the #1 fastest rising in key democraficks (white guys who are fearing the helter skelter)

now corey you must be asking "How the monetary situation helps me?" well you will receive a per word comission, so the more you write with the more lyrical refrences to the greatest musician of all time Bruce Loose, the more money you receive. How are you mr Tomas Wheelhouse going to compare the lyrical genius of I SAW YOU SHINE to the Battle Android Trooper? I have no clue you will be paid the big bux* for it

Now you may be asking "oh noes ethel** why should I be writing for the blog/" well you must take into account our wonderful incetinve package including "1 autographed by jose cortez the lovrrr III Jeru the Damaoa t-shirt depicting Jero and WTC towa #1 on fire 5 potatoes a package of gum and a used two times copy of MCTDF 9 daddy's revenge also 1 roadpig v2. Also you may be able to forefit all but potatoes 9as americanhero dan quale taught us0 and recieve stock auctionz


also mr thomas stinson, to know how well you fit in with the high class guy of doctor minister and esquire we must know your opinions of #1 the negros 2 women 3 mister bojangles 4. professional wrestler fit finlay and #5 police brutality

about the author: I am a STS public relations department supervisor and figure "that serious business is on the internet" is how we can make money.THIS IS A REAL NOT FAKE JOB OFFER WE GOTTA CLEAN UP THE WAY TO LIBEAL MEDIA OF G.I.JOE. Help the 3 mans I hried who write good things about TIGER FROCE AND DREADKNOKZ

it was sureol 2 be reel

*talk to me about money
**is ethel your wifes name?"

Ralph said he never got a reply. but hey life is cheap so stop living for depression ha ha ha there's no place as bad as southern california the wheel gives me the flipper blues (oh oh ay oh I just made myself 80 bucks)