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Being a hip cat, I tend to be a guy who knows things. So here are some interesting factoids no one knows:

Stiches (remember that guy) happened to be a 4ft 9 Black man named Reginald who worked for the Massachusets beaureau of Tourist information.

The guy who ran Airtight's hostile enviroment was assaulted by hoodlums, and wound up closing his site.

Mike "DE ACO" Fountain was traded to Vancouver and the exchange rate killed his ability to drop 4 bills on Ninja Ku

Eagle Eye Joe would telephone and harass Hasbro for information about upcoming G.I.Joe's, that guy did it for like 6 years

BONUS: part 1 of some original dossiers I found on the web one time in no order: