And it's gonna hit every theatre in America. There is a g.i. joe movie coming out, now most people think this is a good idea I guess, but hey they're not intelligent like me or Dr. Henry E. Miller. So we figure that the G.I. Joe fan boy spin doctors are gonna see said Joe Movie and then post about it on the internet and then do DAMAGE CONTROL when it sucks because you know war movies about AMERIKA THE BEAUTIFUL HOME OF THE BRAVE AND HOME OF THE SLAVES are gonna regurgitate all over the net. Here's our bets:
THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIMELESS CHARACTERS LIKE COPPERHEAD THATS WHY IT DIDN'T DO GOOD
GUYS LISTEN THEY TRIED TO ADAPT THE CHARACTERS TO MODERN TIMES
NO ONE CAN RELATE TOO RIPCORD BEING A BLACK AMERICAN
LARRY HAMA DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH CREATIVE CONTROL
THE HOLLYWOOD LEFT DIDN'T ALLOW IT TOO SUCCEED
THEY DIDN'T LET THOMAS WHEELER HAVE ANY SAY, HE DID AMAZING ON THE FILECARDS
THEY PROBABLY LET STEEL BRIGADE HAVE TOO MUCH SAY F*** YOU DAVID LANE
THE ORIGINAL HYPE FOR THE MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE. NO ONE WANTS A G.I. JOE THAT ISN'T TRUE TOO IT'S ROOTS AND DOWNPLAY'S IT'S PATIROTISIM.GI JOE IS AN AMERICAN ORGINZATION NOT INTERNATIONAL
THEY DIDN'T ALLOW THEM TO WEAR THEIR ORIGINAL COSTUMEZ
there will be more but, fuck that shitty movie is like a year away and hey maybe we'll luck out and it won't ever finish, or it'll bomb so bad hasbro goes outta bidness and a bunch of fat guys get real jobs.
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I plan to go see this movie when it comes out. I'm going to try to convince Sean to come with me so we can relive old times and make fun of all this stuff, but he doesn't even have the energy for that anymore.
I predict that it will suck. Name an '80s retro movie that was good.
Miami Vice...well, it wasn't retro. It was a do over. People wanted it to be a stupid satire...which would be like the Star Wars prequels being 70's satire. Parody remakes = stupid shit. No one thinks of "Dragnet" as Tom Hanks' greastest.
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