Exclusive! Leaked pages from the GI Joe Live Action Script!

Since we're kool guyz like Sgt Savage and Eagle Eye Joe we have contacts at Hasbro that leak us EXCLUSIVE INFORMATION and one of our FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES leaked us a few pages from the upcoming GI Joe Live Action Movie!

Smash The State is on the cutting edge!

Here it is, from a script titled "GI JOE VS LIBERAL BUDGET CUTS (EARLY WORKING TITLE)"

The first scene is from the ORIGIN OF SNAKE EYES portion of the movie:

IN THE SCHOOL YARD IS WEAR ALL THE KIDS MEET IN THERE GRADES AREA. SNAKE EYES SEES A ALL THE KIDS KILLING A BIRD. SNAKE EYES HEAR THE BIRDS CRIES . IT IS SCREAMING FOR HELP. THE BELL RINGS. ALL THE KIDS ARE LINING UP GOING IN THE SCHOOL.SNAKE EYES WALKS UP TO SEE THE BIRD ON THE FLORE. HE LOOKS AT IT. THEN HE PICKS IT UP AND PETS IT. THE WORLD IS SPINNING AROUND ALL IN THE BACK GROUND IS OUT OF FOCUS.THEN THE BIRDS WINGS FLAP. IN THE CLASS ALL THE KIDS ARE WHISPERING DID HE BRING BACK THE BIRD.KEAVEN LOOKS AT SNAKE EYES. WITH EVIL INTENSION. AT THE SCHOOL YARD. KEAVEN WALKS BUT TO SNAKE EYES.GABRIEL SMILES AT KEAVEN.

GABRIEL:

HOW CAN I HELP YOU ?

KEAVEN:

I WANT YOU DEAD.

SNAKE EYES:

WELL I DON'T TO DIE. SO I GUESS I CAN NOT HELP..

KEAVEN:

YOU AND ME TONIGHT. HEAR AT 8.

SNAKE EYES:

IT IS DARK AT THAT TIME. I CAN'T GO OUT THAT.

KEAVEN:

YOU BETTER.

SNAKE EYES:

OK.

FIGHT WITH KEAVEN IT IS DARK AT THE SCHOOL YARD. THE SUN SETTING. THE BRICK SCHOOL GLOWING BRIGHT RED. WITH THE GROUND BLACK. THERE IS KEAVEN WALKING FROM THE SOUTH AND SNAKE EYES FROM THE NORTH. THEY STOP AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER.

SNAKE EYES:

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.

KEAVEN:

YOU SCARED? YOU SHOULD BE, I TAKE ON 5TH GRADERS ALL THE TIME.

SNAKE EYES:

NO I AM NOT SCARED, BUT YOU ARE.

KEAVEN THROWS A PUNCH ON SNAKE EYES.(Frisbee SHOT OF KEAVENS HAND GOING AT SNAKE EYES. THEN SNAKE EYES FLIES BACK TEN FEET.LONG ANGEL SLOW motion. SEEING HIM FACE UP DEAD CENTER IN THE FRAME WHILE THE BACK IS SHOOTING THE GAVEL. SNAKE EYES MOVING HIS ARMS. THEN HITS THE SIDE THE WALL.GOES TO NORMAL MOTION. WHEN HE FALLS DOWN. HIT THE GROUND HARD IN ONE SOLID SHOT. GABRIEL GETS UP BUT NEEDS TO USE THE WALL FOR SUPPORT. KEAVEN STARTS FOR A RUN. GABRIEL LOOKS AT KEAVEN THEN LOOKS AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL. LOOKS AT KEAVEN AGAIN THINKS HE IS PICKING HIM UP. KEAVEN IS OPEN IN THE AIR. GABRIEL MENTALLY THROWS KEAVEN INTO THE WALL FAST.KEAVEN IS IN MASSIVE PAIN. (SOUNDS OF HIS BONES CRACK.) KEAVEN SHATTERED IN PAIN. SCREAMING IN PURE AGONY.GABRIEL GETS UP AND LOOKS ONLY ONCE AT WHAT HE HAS DONE.THEN WALKS AWAY.

SNAKE EYES WALKS IN TO A NEW SCHOOL THIS TIME IT IS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE LAST SCENE. SNAKE EYES HAS THE SAME OLD LOOK. HE WALKS UP AND SEES ALL THE KIDS COMING IN TO THIS SUMMER CAMP. HE FEW GROUPS OF BOYS HANGING OUT.TWO GIRLS ON THE BLEACHERS TALK ALL ALONE FROM THE REST. SEES A BOY THAT IS A LONER. SNAKE EYES WALKS UP TO HIM.

SNAKE EYES:

I FEEL LIKE THIS PLACE IS CHAOS.

BIG LOBB:

THIS IS THE WORST THEY HAD IT. I THINK THIS CAN BE A TOUGH SUMMER.

SNAKE EYES:

DON'T WORRY.. I GOT YOUR BACK. THERE NOT WHAT I FEAR.

BIG LOBB:

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

SNAKE EYES

I'M A GUY WHO KNOWS THINGS.

BIG LOBB:

THEN WHAT DO YOU GOT TO FEAR? (DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT )

Man this movie looks like it could be the biggest summer blockbuster of all time!