"Eyo man you better pay up or I'm gonna take this here hair dryer and make you all unconfortable motherfucker!"
I like how Hasbro is trying to make Joe into a "LEGIT COLLECTORS TOYLINE" now that they finally got there heads out of there asses and got it nobody but 30 year olds with fast food paychecks and blood sugar problems are buying these things. So they made a shit load of CHASE FIGURES~! and BAD DISTRUBUTION~! to make Joe look legit among the ranks of toylines that take them selfs far too seriously. Now we have 80 dollar COLLECTIBLE WAR DOLLS hitting the market! Ya know I'm all for jerks spending way too much of their money on things with no retroactive value (Yes, there will be no vintage Joe market in 10 years, deal with it) but stuff like this is promoting more assholes like scalpers and jerks who send out 10 minute old carded figures to get an AFA grade like anyone cares about your lame fucking toys.
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I thought Destro was the pimp? Notice how the Kewl Bad Guys now much wear some sort of big jacket? 100 degrees in the shade, muthas are still wearing leather coats. Thank you, gen xers, for the costume cliches.
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