Monday, July 21, 2008

Stupid stuff jerks said this week

Please note my esteemed colleauge, Dr. Henry E Miller did all the footwork and then weasled his way out of it because apparently it's illegal to have four brides

On Semantics and stuff "I was just reading your recoil review and it is not a gripe or accosting but I do believe Wild Bill was a Lurp too"

On something I'm not sure about: "i'm actually worried about shipwreck. he was always my favorite growing up, and now i'm wondering if they'll mess him up. i mean, buttoned shirt, bell-bottoms with a sailor hat is easy enough... but what if that's not "practical" enough for them and give him a generic wet suit with a sailor hat as the exclusive? i'm kinda worried."

On how the (LIBERAL) media portrays his creed: "why do people who don't collect always stereo type us as "childish and weird" or some unshaven dude who lives in his mothers basement. i heard a guy on espn radio today going on and on about how it was childish and weird for anyone over the age of 30 to camp out to see "the dark knight". really ticked my off. there is nothing weird about having collecting as your hobby, it is just as legitimate as women who have 25 pairs of shoes, whats the real difference, or a guy who has a sports car that he tools with. "PLEASE UNDERSTAND I AM NOT DIRECTING THIS TOWARD YOUR WIFE OR HER PERSONALLY" Just the perception we all know is out there."

2 dudes on poor decisions: "I hated buying gold pimp for $40 during last day on ebay.
HAHA I would have loved to pay that!
$124.00 for me 2 months after the last Con
LOL yeah.

But back then it was expensive. i skipped lunch for a week to afford it."

On this guys fear of a lack of representation of Homosexual strong men and aliens and shit: "does hasbro have a plan to make dr.mindbender? in the 25th series?
he is crucial to the cobra ''team'' i guess u can call it. and are they going to ditch all cobra-la plot line?? i want me a Golobulus!!!!! and Pythona!!!! i know Nemesis Enforcer is out and i am hunting him down!"

Some guy on SERIOUS FUCKING WEIRD PERSONALITY ISSUES. LIKE HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK MAN? REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THIS IS A THING YOU SHOULD POST ON THE INTERNET REALLY: " would love to still play with my Joes, but i just do not have the imagination anymore...i take it all way to seriosly just like inthe movies when your like, "that cold never happen"...and somehow, it always turns sexual...i'm a sicko, i know...when i first got a couple, i would pose them in various "positions" to try and give my wife hints..."

That's all for this week, please worry about Dr. Henry E. Miller, he could be going upstate for a long time

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Camping out to see any movie? Weird. Paying $124 for a small plastic toy? Absurd. Putting little plastic people in suggestive poses to give the missus hints about sex? Priceless.