Wednesday, August 27, 2008

100 posts jerks!

Smash The State's 100th post, rather than make fun of more jerks or actually review a figure we're just gonna take the easy way out and post all our tags, the real humor of the site! (except for the tom jacks ones, they suck and I forgot to add them):

Nerds Losing Money
BOMB SQUAD
Dirtbikes
Levon Helm
Wait the guys from aerosmith are still alive?
Rain is hot I KNOW
The History of America
Ronaldo Reagano
Guys with beards
REALISTIC MILITARY ACTION
Geddy Lee
DON'T YOU DARE BEND THAT CARD
Levon Helm Is the Single Greatest Motherfucker This side of Rick Danko
Better than Yojoe
Straight Edge
Larry Hama is No friend of mine
RICHARD HELL
IT’S A SERIOUS HOBBY I SPEND LOTS OF MONEY ON IT
Rick Danko
Break The News Pepote Rouge is coming to town
It Makes No Difference
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY
Walter Mondale
Eric Bloom
HAYSTACKS CALHOON
Joe Fans Are cheap
I hope these guys try to sue us
ON EBAY
YOU CAN BRING ON
Margaret Thatcher
Chuck Biscuits
Sun is cold
Legal Threats
Bootlegs
Lovin’ Spoonful
GUYS THERES GONNA BE A TERRORDROME REISSUE FOR 15 BUCKS
If You Want Me here I is
Corey Stinson ill show you what this baddest of the bad shit is all about
Adult Virgins
WE SAY THIS IN PUBLIC BECAUSE SMASH THE STATE FEARS NO MAN
KODDACHROMMMMMMME
Satanic Cults
Tags about Neil Young
GET IN MY CAR
DRIVE TO THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH
Guys Getting Sued
Keith Morris
Mister Blue Sky
Vote fire Tom Jacks
Tom Jacks doesn’t get a cut
Taco Stains
The Band
CCR
We're Firing Tom Jacks
A Season In Hell
Richard Manuel has great eyebrows
I WILL CONTACT THE SHOPPING CENTER SECURITY FORCE
I hope Thomas wheeler gets drafted
Zero Hour
SEX BOMB BABY
The Dicks hate the police
Heroes
Nerds upset by the internet
Keith Morris
Keith Moon
Tina Weymouth
Nerds Wanting History
Mike Fountain
Are Ya Going to Bermuda
Wesley Willis
The Contras
Johnny Turk was a member of the Floorlords for six minutes
BADDEST MEN
Leave the lights on I forgot where the fuck it is
Mike Watt
Maderic and Rocfella are the same person
Bomb Squad
Dwindling Creativity
Jailbait jailbait statutory rape
When ya dance you can really love
Dr Henry E Miller sold Chris benoit steroids in exchange for pictures of his wife
Organized Religion
MALE INNZ
Spook City USA
shout out to all my homies on hisstank.com
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry bomb
Sorry Levar we have to let you go
Rick Danko got a lot of screen time
You're Living All Over Me is the best Dinosaur jr. Album
Smash The State Never Loses
Nerds Getting Angry
Jpeg compression
Tom Waits
Slam and Worm
Why haven’t you made effects yet
REMEMBER WHEN THE JOE COMMUNITY WAS LIKE 6 SITES
Nerds With Bad Websites
Rick Danko is great
STUDIO SESSION
Mike Fountain is no friend of mine
Jerks spending stimulus checks on dumb shit
guys who know things
Gangland Killings
Decapitations
My Guitar Wants to kill your action Figures
Mike Fountain Killed My Father
Nerds Getting Butthurt
Running On Empty
Nerds With Healthcare
Live Rust
BIG BAD TOY FRAUD
HATE BLOGGERS WHOA
Fall
Keep on Searching for a heart of gold
Sweetheart of the Rodeo
God
Christianity
Ringo Starr
Chest Fever man, Garth Hudson plays it for like 17 minutes
TOM JACKS IS THE FALL GUY
Time Fades away
Rick Danko is the best
Tom Jacks Is On Thin Ice
Rick Danko Knows Things
Wolf Shirts
Malicious hair dryers
This is it
RED LOGO STATIC ATTACK
Convention Exclusives cause domestic abuse
Corpus Christi
General Hawk Writes Propaganda Songs
BLITZ YA WHOLE TEAM YA NIGGAS NEED TO COME CLEAN
Guys they really do care
Thomas Wheeler failed his road test 19 times
They try really hard to make toys we the collector enjoy
Rock n roll once beat up some new wave band for not covering a ccr song
Jello Biafra
Robbie Robertson
Danzig
Tom Jacks Reform
The Elderly
MUTHAAAA I'M A BUILDING A PATIO I HAVE A SKID A BRIIIICKS
Outsourced action figures
Oh God The Weather Is Bad
Sherman Anti Trust act
Fuck the PAC/RAT
Stage Fright
OFFSHORING OF NERDS LOSING MONEY
Back To Africa
Hardcore 81
Wheelchair Epidemic
Devilock
GO
GO GO GO GOOOOOO
YEAH
COME ON UP TO THE DEVILS WHOREHOUSE
Nerds Reaching Puberty Late
Scooters
Corner you in an elevator
REISSUED FLAGG
Little Feat
Tall Grass
Nerds preordering bad figures
Showdown at big sky
Bad Ideas
Snowmobiles
This Is It Vancouver
Zodiac Killer
WHOA OH OOH
Well I turned into A Martian
Charles Bronson
Prison
These are True
Coca cola bottle from outer space
I hope Thomas Wheeler get drafted
I blew up my deep six with a cherry bomb
Willie The Pimp
Terrorists
BRIAN SAVAGE
Pederast
I Knew A Man Bojangles
DEATH BY COPS
HE HAS 2 BROKEN STRINGS IS THAT PUNK ENOUGH FOR YOU
Gorilla Your a Desperado
I think My walkie talkie’s broke
Is this some kind of joke
ROLL ME AWAY
G.I.Joe
THE FUTURE OF AMERICA
Tripwire
Thomas Wheeler was probably in youth of today
America Under Attack
Henry Rollins Fanfiction
Nerds Getting Arrested
Nerds With Fucked Up Priorities
Pedadelphia PA
Thomas Wheeler
Nerds With No Money
THEY HAD NO BUSINESS DOING THAT MAN
Reaganomics worked for me
Thomas wheeler does not believe in music
Nerds Fear Darkies
Thomas Wheeler is gonna sue us
ANARCHY IN TANZANIA
SEALs
DIY TOY NEWSLETTERS
Pointed Sticks
mailed in articles
Willie Horton
With a knife
PHOTOSHOP
GIVE ME A V for TEXAS
Talking bout the gambler I think
Rack Focus
There's an a bomb on wardour street
Captain America
Black Flag had a guitarist worse than the Bay City Rollers
Death Wish 3
Bay City Rollers
I HOPE WE DON'T GET SUED
Search it Out
Patriots
George Clinton stole the covers of from my trashcans
MORE LIKE AT THE PUBLIC HEALTH CLINIC
Joe Fans Are idiots
Buzzer
Whats the ugliest part of your body
The Neccesities of Life
TSOL
Cobra
YOU’RE A REAL DICK ALRIGHT
I hope you get drafted
Thomas wheeler is too much of a wimp to go to a training camp
Harvest
Comic Pack
Terrorism
Like That Reagan Quote about eating children
Sweet Caroline
Guys who could use a beard
MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE
Jerks

Well thank you for sifting through a list of obscure music references, personal attacks against a guy neither of us know, a few things actually referencing G.I. Joe and like 14 variations of the “Nerd “verb” “noun”” gag.

Sincerely the Smash The State Figure Review Team (Johnny Turk and Dr. Henry E. Miller)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So when's this $15 terrordrome being released?

Anonymous said...

Obscure music references? Ones with breasts and all the rest. One who's dressed in leather.

dv said...

your hands are too big, your clothes are plastic

Stuart said...

Well congratulations, fellas. Have you made enough money to get replica uniforms in the style of those "Tequila Sunrise" ones the Astros had back in the day?