Sunday, August 31, 2008

CONTENT MOTHERFUCKERS

So the other day I was in Wal-Mart and decided for some sick reason to go over to the isle where the action figures are, why I did this, and after my last encounter in a toy isle I do not know.

So I walked over to where they keep the military action figures and what greeted me was a very large neckbeard, I'm talking like 450 pounds + neck beard, he had a death grip on one of those whiteboy Ninja-Ku's and was sweating profusely and panting heavily.

You know what, fuck the toy isle.

Also heres a picture from the top secret GI Joe operation "SIEGE OF COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET":



YO JOE.


Also "Stupid Things Jerks Said" will be returning soon. Johnny Turk has to get bailed out of prison in Winnipeg first.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chunky bitches vaguely dressed-like Cover Girl? What more could an obese neckbeard want? Besides Snake-Eyes V1 AFA Graded "Totally Mint Fresh Never Been Touched by Human hands"

Anonymous said...

That's the GI JOE movie cast.
Rob Schneider as Shipwreck, KD Lang as Lady Jaye, a pre-weight loss Sara Rue as Cover Girl and Randy Quaid as Breaker. Plus some chubby Asian guy as Beach Head.

dv said...

isn't it weird to think that some state government let all of those guys carry a concealed weapons permit. they are the ones who want to carry guns to school in order to scare off the people who want to shoot up their remedial english classes. YO JOE

Stuart said...

As someone who dresses like a weirdo for a living, I'd just like to snobbishly say that these people are the "Tunnel of Love" to my "Darkness on the Edge of Town."

Anonymous said...

Some people should never leave the house... ever.

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