Sunday, August 17, 2008

The Doctors Short Takes: FUCK COUNTING!

Ever notice how the coolest dudes in the Line have facial hair? 82 Rock and Roll, awesome, awesome figure, probably the best GI Joe ever made. Clutch, another awesome figure with quite possibly the best default character in the history of the line. Breaker came with awesome accessories and looked like Bob Seger during a time where Bob Seger didn't even know what Bob Seger looked like. Stalker had a mustache and was the original and only jive-soul jukebox jerrycurl brotha on the team.

I always had Clutch and Rock And Roll hanging out in Joe HQ listening to Cosmos Factory, and Breaker would do awesome stuff like have a beard and be cooler then that fagstache Dial tone.

And yet jerks want Breaker to be a boring clean shaven dork like he was in the Larry Hama Toy Commerical That Ran For Too Long. This furthers my theory that most Joe fans have no idea what cool is!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those new sculpts ain't got the same soul, I like that old time Rock'n Roll.

Dustin said...

bookmarked, we are blog friends now :(

Dr. Henry E. Miller said...

Your blog mentions Flipper, which means you can be our blog buddy anytime