As a figure he's wicked good, he's got more details than all Four american releases. Why the fuck were there four Tripwires? He was released more often than Snake Eyes was in the 80s, And every version was worse than the one before. 83's was more boring than the scuba diving kiddie diddler. 85's was the ugliest figure released prior to 1993, honestly, red and orange did nothing for Tripwire. 1988's hilarious as he actually wasn't terrible until you notice the big ass tiger print chest protector. Mother fucker was either a pimp or white trash. Then in 2001 he got released in colors that made the 83 version look exciting plus he was packaged with something that in 2003 had a "Hilarious" joke about him.
That joke was so "hilarious" that motherfuckers 5 goddamn years later who weren't even around at the time quote it not realizing it was the most blatant troll on that site. Anyways, then Funskool released a Tripwire that wasn't gay and had a stamp on his chest revealing his affiliation.
However his head still looked like a Penis
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Ever listen to the tape that came with the orange Tripwire? It's better than most 24 episodes.
Tripwire was a key member of the team. How many Joes died from landmines after Tripwire was introduced. NONE.
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