1960: Thomas Wheeler is born I think
1976: Johnny Turk is conceived at a concert
1977: Running On Empty is released
1982: Johnny Turk received a straight arm Rock N Roll
1984: Johnny Turk lends Duke to a chinaman
1988: Johnny Turk decides "Space G.I. Joes, what the fuck?"
1988: Dr. Henry E. Miller testifies against the mob
1993: Johnny Turk sends over 400 dollars in money orders for Smash The State Issue #1, does not show up so he does not know the lyrics to Transformer Man, also thought it was Southern Man
1994: Johnny Turk graduates high school. Also finally receives that issue decides to do his own version does not credit Dr. Henry E. Miller for all the articles stolen
1995: Johnny Turk is no longer allowed in a certain comic book store, in response threw a watermelon at a fat guy buying wonderwoman comics
1997: Mike Fountain makes enough Hockey Dollars to totally blow it on Ninja Ku's
1997: Thomas Wheeler writes awful filecards
1998: Dr. Henry E. Miller Is kicked out of the coast guard
1998: Mike Fountain spends thousands of dollars on foreign G.I. Joes
1998:Thomas Wheeler writes more awful filecards
1998: Johnny Turk cancels his Smash The State subscription after 2000 dollars and 5 and a half issues
1999: Mike Fountain sells most of his foreign G.I. Joes
2000: Dr. Henry E. Miller mails Johnny Turk a letter saying; "Turk, your not a giant jerkface, ps. HA HA HA rick danko is dead"
2001: Mike Fountain leaves america and ridicule behind
2004: Some spinless guy appeases his volunteers by railroading DR. Henry E. Miller
2006: Johnny Turk decides maybe Smash The state can make him more money than engineering the ill fated "A punk Tribute Oliver North"
2007:Smash The State is back in bidness, no one cares! Gets duke back from that chinaman!
2008: Nerds lose money, Nerds get upset at being quoted, Thomas Wheeler hasn't written any filecards thank god!
2009?: Smash The State bootlegs man!
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