Well, since negativity is totally not cool with G.I. Joe fans, I decided "Maybe instead of being "hater bloggers [whoa oooh oh]" we should just be elitests instead" because G.I. Joe fans hate that even more than "mean people who quote people on the internet for saying really stupid stupid shit like, mainly because I doubt kids collect G.I.Joes and they sure as hell aren't going to place with a url stolen from a Public Enemy song:
ok so i was checking hiss tank and saw this shit i mean what the fuck ! i fucking hate assholes if they want to talk shit about ppl and hasbro do it on a closed board like us not a fucking blog were kids can find it. fuck these guys!!!!!!!!!!.
http://98oldsmobiledotgov.blogspot.com/
But hey, we say this in public so that people who and don't agree with us have the oppurtunity to voice their opinions too. Maybe we should "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" Also we don't twist anything, usually just commentary is added to it, we're like Glenn Beck except more along the lines of Jeff Beck and not on CNN but anyways here's the next gem:
"well when he copies what ppl says and twists it . it is his right but not on an open board were kids can read it. what if your daughter came across this ? i know i would flip out as it is a public site not closed. if they want to do then go ahead but close the fucking thing like we do."
and even more! (This is something I assume is about the special edition of Stupid shit said by jerks with the convention exclusive domestic abuse, which is funny seeing how Dr. Henry E. Miller just quoted a dude named "concrete" on hisstank.com)
"that is so true the guy is a dirt bag big time. the thing with the wife was fucked up."
And finally this:"you dont want to i was just skimming to see if i was quoted. and saw that one were he would hit his wife for spending his joe toy money. thats when i stopped. as i was getting sick and pissed at the same time. i dont need to get pissed at some fag on the net. i have real life shit to get pissed at lol."
I'd suggest you get to that. As it's not worth getting angry about a dude quoting another dude, I'm not getting mad about you missing the title of "Stupid Things Jerks Said: "SPECIAL EDITION
THIS EDITION OF STUPID THINGS JERKS SAID IS ALMOST AS RARE AS THE FIGURE THIS GUY IS GONNA BEAT HIS WIFE OVER!"
Anyways, I doubt somethingawful gets as much grief we do for the weekend web, which is all that Stupid stuff said this week, was a rip off of, and remember that there hasn't been an original idea since like 1986 regarding anything involving entertainment.
Now on to cool stuff said by radical dudes and a few people I don't know but agree with what they said:
After the words "ADULT COLLECTABLE: NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN" was noticed on the G.I.Joe collectors club packaging for Copperhead the gambling speedboatin' ninja; "That's nice, actually. When the figures break right out of the package, they can say WE TOLD YOU IT WASN'T A TOY."
Also regarding NINJA Copperhead's interesting packaging: Didn't notice that. Glad I don't collect exclusives, it's a sad day when a toy is labeled for adults
Someone clearing up misconceptions: "1:18 is modelling terminology, 1/18th of life size (right?). It's used by people who think collecting toys should be considered a serious hobby."
Some dude who totally got the point of a picture of Duke being a jerk with an apt description: WHAT A DICK. JUST LIKE CONRAD TO BOOST HIMSELF TO GREAT HEIGHTS"
Some guy who's decided to re-evaluate how he collects and what he expects from Hasbro: "all i know is i have become VERY selective with the figures i buy as too many are just lazy rehashes by a lazy design team. I mean they say oh well the figures would be more expensive, well shit they're already almost ten bucks for one fracking figure anyways so if you're gonna be charging us so much i want every single goddamn figure in this line to be perfect for these prices."
A cool dude who knows funny stuff when he sees it: "i will buy a figure of ripcord just because he is an icon to me. an icon that hilariously made so many gi joe fans so angry. he will be the best gi joe ever."
This explains a lot of stuff: I don't know about you but the only thing worse than robot-assisted terrorism is indecent robot-assisted terrorism. Kudos to Cobra for showing some morals in these turbulent times.
This guy might actually write for Smash The State which is a win-win, as we'll have someone who might do more work than Tom Jacks, and someone to appeal to the South! He can be the Levon helm to my Rick Danko and Dr. Henry E. Miller's Bob Dylan and Tom Jacks' Lita Ford: "I'm from Alabama, and Dude you have no idea! I thought it was manditory for ALL cops to be rednecks."
There were probably more but I got bored and decided to not waste my time, thanks for not being jerks guys!
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Apparently to post on that SECRET WEBSITE the shift key and reading comprehension are not required.
Reading comprehension is nothing when you can claim someone's daughter might see the word "fuck" THINK OF THE KIDZ. Also sentence structure means nothing when your parents voted your education away in the 80s.
God damn, the fact that they think another joe fan's kid would be reading this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. How often do we advertise?
"How often do we advertise?"
Well, there was that full page ad in the back of "Highlights."
hmmm. my daughter will see the word 'FUCK' when I write it on the inside of her lunchbox.
that way smash the state doesn't shock her.
My daughter will learn the word "FUCK" when I scream it when my elaborate GI Joe diorama involving 40 army-builder destro vines that I had to buy 40 DVD packs to get falls apart and I am just SO ANGRY FUCK
rock over london
rock on chicago
gi joe, he's a real american hero!
I would rather my children read curse words than poor grammar. It sets them up perfectly to be newspaper editors.
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