Smash The State Timeline:
1982 - A young Henry Miller recieves a VAMP with Clutch for Christmas, little did he know this would lead to 25 years of jerks.
1984 - Henry Miller hits Bobby R. Watts in the goddamned face for snapping the thumb on his breaker.
1990 - Henry Miller trades two Huffy's for a photocopier and a copy of Meat Puppets II.
1992 - Henry Miller graduates from High School
1993 - Henry Miller remembers he owns a photocopier, and after a case of PBR he decides to make a "GI. Joe fanzine" for shits and giggles, he decided to name it "Smash The State". Smash The State issue #1 features an article about useless joe accessories, 91' Grunt, 86' Roadblocks vest and the lyrics to "Transformer Man" by Neil Young.
1994 - Johnny Turk somehow receives a copy of STS #1 in the mail.
1995 - Henry Miller becomes Doctor Henry E. Miller after getting a doctorate in socico-American-historical-study from a place thats totally real and legit.
1995 - Johnny Turk meets Todd Mcfarlane and calls him a "Real jerk alright"
1996 - Smash The State #6 is printed, the cover story is a retrospective on how lame Deep Six was.
1999 - Johnny Turk is banned from Rhode Island for reasons that cannot be disclosed in public.
2001 - Johnny Turk and Dr. Henry E. Miller meet and discuss how lame GI. Joe fans can be and how awesome and great Rock And Roll V1 really is.
2005 - Doctor Henry E. Miller dies for like six months, in the meantime Johnny Turk gets drunk and passes out on the mini-golf course and gets kicked off after spraypainting "IT'S LIKE SOME PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE" on the wall of that house with the door thats a total dick and open and closes when you want to putt goddamnit.
2007 - Johnny Turk buys the URL of a blog devoted to Model 98 Oldsmobile's and government conspiracy's against the Oldsmobile Corporation while drunk. Not knowing what to do, he contacts Dr. Henry E. Miller and asks if he wants to resurrect the dormant Smash The State name with the intent on pissing off people they didn't like.
2008 - Smash The State becomes the leading source of things that jerks said about GI. Joe action figures on the internet.
2009 - Tom Jacks gets fired?
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We didn't smash the state, it's always been hated, since the net was created!
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whoa. Trans totally is the best Neil Young album and you can quote me on that in 'stupid things that jerks said' if you need to but everyone knows it's TRUE
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