Theres been like 150 figures produced in 2008 alone, plus coming waves that Masturbatory Collector is PREVIEWIN'EXCLUSIVLEY ON THEY SITE FRESH OUTTA 1998. So what, thats like 20 more figures before 2008 ends, plus next year we have a movie where whole damn places EXPLODE so thats gonna get merched to fuck and back, so thats gonna get a shitload of toys like HAULING-ASS BREAKER and insensitive to other languages Ripcord. Thats gonna add up to like 250 new figures before Hasbro throws this line off the damn boat again because the movie bombed like an abortion clinic. If you're buying every last one of these figures, Hasbro has you by the Jacobs and is looking you right in the eye as they repaint that fucking Cobra Trooper figure again and shove it down your throat.
But c'mon, who doesn't want a fucking figure of Matt Trakker?
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Look for at least 6 more repaints/kitbashes of Storm Shadow.
did you notice that matt trakker at least has an ANNIHILATOR backpack and submachinegun in NEON GREEN? way to be insensitive like black Ripcord!
Ripcord by the way is the only movie figure I'll buy because I think he will be solely responsible for ruining GI Joe for everyone I hate
and everyone I love :(
I love the idea of black ripcord as it means when the G.I. Joe line is taken out back and shot next year it won't be Stalker's fault
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I kinda like the Matt Traker figure. Sure it has no place in GI JOE, but at least it isn't Storm Shadow or Cobra Commander.
When can we expect T-Bob and Scott Trakker?
The Matt Trakker figure is hilarious as it's probably gonna be one of the better 25th figures but will get run out of town for costing us "WHITE RIPCORD" or "SPACE SHOT"
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