Saturday, September 13, 2008

GI JOE THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK

Leaked exclusively to Smash The State, the track listing for the soundtrack for the SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER GI JOE: The Movie: Revenge Of Cobra: The Movie: Omega ResoluteforceDTCconvetionexlcusivemegamugg!

Track 1: Bob Segar - Hollywood Nights.
Track 2: Circle Jerks - Paid Vacation
Track 3: Mojo Nixon - Plastic Jesus
Track 4: Jello Biafra - Names For Bands
Track 5: The Minutemen - One Reporters Opinion
Track 6: D.O.A - World War 3
Track 7: Glenn Danzig - Spook City USA
Track 8: Neil Young - Cortez The Killer
Track 9: Pointed Sticks - Lies
Track 10: Stu Wilson - Untitled Track About Rock And Roll
Track 11: The Johnny Turk Romanian Boys Sound And Fury Jam Band Experience - Rock And Roll V1 Is Great
Track 12: Lovin' Spoonfull - Summer In The City
Track 13: Bob Segar - Hollywood Nights

Actually it wouldn't be that awesome it will probably have songs like CLICK CLICK BOOM HERE COMES THE GENERIC MUSIC and YA'LL GONE MAKE ME USE THIS SONG IN EVERY TRAILER EVER UP IN HERE UP IN HERE and I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE AND I'M PROUD TO MAKE MONEY OFF THE BACKS OF THE LABORERRRRRS.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

No Nine Inch Nails cover of "Cold Slither"?

Johnny Turk said...

Well the soundtrack posted by Doctor Henry E. Miller was the working one. The current one will probably have about 6 shitty instrumentals, a Korn song, A kitschy 80's song covered by a Nu Metal band. A couple of top 40 Rock tracks will probably pop up too. Also a totally random electro or house song.

The only people who will wind up thinking it'll be good also think a shirt with a Dragon totally fighting a Knight while a wolf barks at the moon on it, would be a fashion statement

Stuart said...

You're assuming they have the money to pay a shitty nu metal band to do a cover of "Heat of the Moment," which they probably aren't willing to spend because they've already made the decision to put out a movie juuuust good enough to get people in on curiousity/nostalgia, and not good reviews.

And if any fucking band thinks they can make that song better, they're 100% wrong.

dv said...

here is the real one leaked from a notepad document that someone left open on my office computer


1. turbonegro - midnight NAMBLA (clutch/torpedo's theme)
2. ratt - round and round
3. the replacements - god damn job
4. big black - deep six (this song is about cutter)
5. rod stewart - young turks
6. the big boys - sound on sound (ripcord/snake eyes love theme)
7. wings - band on the run (the full version because gi joe doesn't do anything half way)
8. psychedelic furs - pretty in pink (storm shadow's theme)
9. THE COUG - pink houses