Friday, October 31, 2008

An awful G.I Joe cosplay spooktacluar!


Well since it's like the best holiday of the year (fuck you Columbus day!) and the one time of year it's not totally socially unacceptable to dress up as a cartoon character. Here at Smash The State we are gonna take another special look at weirdos who do it the other 364 days of the year!














Remember folks, it's never cool to dress you and your homely looking wife/girlfriend up as a cartoon character!

7 comments:

Jaysun said...

Its funny how they altered the pic of Destro on the mask set to make it look like he would actually sport those gauntlets (simulated) and belt buckle.

Destro's a fag.

And I mean 'fag' in the most Spicoli way imaginable.

Anonymous said...

Are you saying that Destro wouldn't wear Cobra logos with the GI JOE logo above them?

Homely brunettes dressing up as the Baroness are like fat guys dress as stormtroopers. They may have improved their appearance, but by doing so are ruining an icon.

White guy as Tunnel Rat?

Not as lame as dressing up as a flapper or a wizard or whatever that hot chick was supposed to be that I saw at Little Ceasers awhile ago...Hot and Ready, indeed!

Anonymous said...

Wow that last costume is beyond awful. If you are going to dress up as Cobra Commander at least put some effore into it.. Damn.

Anonymous said...

The third photo isn't working.

The guy with the scowly plastic cobra Commander mask reminds me of Adam West's Batman, the way they eyebrows paint on the mask. It's just so silly.

Dr. Henry E. Miller said...

The third picture was some chick in spandex dressed as a cobra trooper with severe camel toe, you're not missing much

dv said...

oh man i love that picture that is broken

the tunnel rat guy isn't that bad, at least he's been drinking. look at all of those fucking bottles in the background

i went to a party on halloween and there were like 40 drunk hippies and 20 drunk normal people and the house woners left their loaded m-16 or whatever out against the wall.

that is also how gi joe parties

Jaysun said...

'severe camel toe' should be a codename.