Hay guyz

Hey guys Johnny Turk totally needs to buy a t-shirt with the Max Rebo Band on it that was bootlegged by a Chinaman in the loft of a garage but since we are so busy spending the mad money we make doing Smash The State (we be owned by a Russian holding company called DUFFOSKTOCK) we figure you guys could buy it for him since we love to take advantage of the people who read our site and indulge in position of power and idol worship upon ourselves.

Wait no we don't, we don't even believe in money or clothes ANARCHY MAN.

Anyway, to our readers, when some dork on a website looks for a handout for some unimportant reason such as a skirt thats has cargo-pants pockets or a brand new bottom of the line camera that has TOTALLY ADVANCED FEATURES SUCH AS A LENS say "no" and instead spend your money on awesome stuff like albums and illegal bootlegs of the Star Wars films.

Smash The State doesn't need ya money, we do this for the love of making fun of things we don't like and a way to slip in jokes about music into tags. Besides only like 15 awesome dudes and Johnny Turks wife read this (because we spam her e-mail every day) and that would only get us enough money to buy a pack of beef jerky and 2 tallboys. So what the fuck I guess we have to just be awesome guys instead.