How To Post on a G.I. Joe message board

1. Always agree with everything someone else says. G.I. Joe fans are childish and dislike those with different opinions

2.Post the exact same message at every other G.I. Joe message board. Other websites need too know that your website that's based on celebrating custom action figures is having a celebration about custom action figures. Or maybe you want hits for dio story of a bad computer generated chick fingerbanging herself on a VAMP*

3.Make a poll about something. Jerks love polls, they get too see everyone thinks the way they do, there's probably been about 900 "which army builder pack do u want?" polls since 1998.

4.Use a shitty joke that wasn't funny 6 years ago. 

5.If someone is respected for something, you have too claim they're "the god of whatever it is" Are you good at making shitty playsets out of foamcore? well your not as good as some old dude who using really bad techniques makes things that look more cluttered and embarassing than a grandma's miniture hutch. Did you do a real cool dio story (is that possible?) Well you probably won't get the kudos you deserve because you didn't make a boring one about god, or drag out Hit And Run being in prison for like 4 fucking years.

6.Talk like G.I. Joe is a socially respectable hobby. Don't make mention of a cashier giving you a dirty look for buying toys, unless you think she's a liberal. Then call her a cunt and make a joke about Big Brawler

7.If you run a site, beg for money. Who cares if your a republican and belive in asking for a hand up not a hand out, you need to wear a kilt. Who cares if it's not even one that makes you look like your proud of your heritage and instead makes you look like a goddamn tourist, you've got all sorts of nerds paying for it!

8.Make weird comments that allude too you jerking off to pictures of Covergirl or something

There's probably more but fuck I rarely post on message boards nowadays, mainly because I tend not too follow point 1. oh well, if you think of them let us know!

*I totally didn't make that joke up. Thanks too the rad dude who made joke too me, Your a good guy!