Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Nostalgia For An Age That Never Existed



Thats right, 25th anniversary versions of figures that came out...3 years ago? Are we supposed to get sappy about the stuff that ruined G.I Joe? Knock Offs of Knock Offs?

Is there a chase version of duke with a goddamned button sticking out of his ass?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

They already did Storm Shadow and Cobra Commander Valor vs Venom tributes in last year's COBRA LEGIONS set, but all schmucks were too busying army building Stinger drivers (or whatever they called them), cobra troopers and "air troopers" to comment much on them.

"Hey, those figures you bought a few years ago AIN'T SHIT! Buy updated versions!"

Welcome to Star Wars collecting, Joe fans!

Anonymous said...

MoJo Nixion is gonna sue you

Dr. Henry E. Miller said...

It's alright, if they do I can just go "Hey man I totally bought Praire Home Invasion when it was new" and besides that would be the coolest thing on the "Potential targets for legal action against smash the state" right next to mike fountains goal allowed average.

Jaysun said...

Eevn when I was a wee lad, I wanted to smack that fucking grin off of Duke's mug.