BIG BAD SNAKE OIL SALESMEN ARE HAVING A SALE ON GAY VARIANTS YOU SHOULDN'T BUY OR ENABLE!
!~RARE~! CHASE VARIANT OF BREAKER WITH THE BUBBLEGUM BUBBLE THAT DOESN'T FULLY FIT INTO HIS GODDAMNED HEAD IS MARKED DOWN FROM $54.45 TO $53.00 FOR THIS WEEK ONLY!
And at SMALLSMHOES.COM we are having a sale on SERIOUS MILITARY MODELS that are made out of FAULTY MATERIALS and cost $80.00 a goddamned unit, but buy them so you can spend your middle-management tech support dollars and have a serious business shelf of nazi war criminals!
ANNND don't forget the Brains Toyuz Newsletter #267, they are having a sale on some lameass transformers toys and TOYS R US EXCLUSIVE extreme conditions set they sent their intern out to buy out from under every store in the area!
This Post was written by Shameless Shill Jushin on October 15th 2006
Posted Under: Excuses For Content, Give Your Money Away To Feed The Machine, Moderating Every Forum
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It's subtle commentary like this that keeps me coming back.
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