Questions get answered and shit

Smash the State Figure Review, ya know the best website on the internet (aside from the Cobra Cabana) has an in at Hasbro (Dr. Henry E. Miller's cousin is married to the secretary of the guy who says "right on boss" at all the meetings) and so we get are Q's A'd or something.

1. Eh yo Hasbro what was a better album Gordon Lightfoot's Sundown or Rank and File's Sundown?

Well  we're very excited about the premise of both albums but we have no plans too support Rank and File's due too their connection too "wishing cops were all dead" Nor can we reveal any insight on Canadian matters at this time

2. What's with Ripcord being black, you should realize that Joe fans A. dislike change and B. dislike something else, fill in the blanks we got enough lawsuits already

While we know many of our fans are upset about this change, we don't feel we can release specific information about race demographics, wait until the movie too learn more!

3.Why don't you give Smash The State the collectors club license, we're totally cool guys

We'll have too look into that one but there is no offical word on that yet

4. Who would win in a fight, Dracula or Jesus?

There is no plan to do anything but make G.I. Joe a Top-Tier brand

5. Did I make a good trade of the following "3 MOC Star Brigade Astro Vipers and a copy of Out of the Blue" for The Child Molesters first single and a bottle of Jack Daniels in 1994?

Absolutley G.I. Joe's aren't worth any cultural significance, that amazing cover of DON'T WORRY KYOKO should be in the smithsonian, however you should have hit your trading partner with a bottle of JD and taken back that ELO album back it's got Turn too Stone!