Monday, November 10, 2008

Callin em' likes I sees thems.

Hey you butts, I know everyone is hating on that lameass site Hisstank for good reason and all, but what about all the other Joe "Hierarchy" sites who are shameless shills for the same four scalper sites that drive up the prices of lameass toys and contribute further to G.I Joe becoming just another backstabbing collectors hobby? Especially one guy from a New England state that posts his drivel on like 8 different identical sites.

The Joe fandom is selling out and becoming stale.

11 comments:

Johnny Turk said...

Why don't you just out and say "Joecustoms.com is run by a fuck who caved into the pressure of such amazing mods as PLUV"

Dr. Henry E. Miller said...

Thats a whole nother' post Mr. Turk

Jaysun said...

look bros, I dont have the long and storied history with these sites, therefore I'm able to look at them with the disappointment I usually only gaze upon my anatomy with, and here's my 2 pesos...

joecustoms- its ok, i guess

hisstank- i dig for the most part, but there's dudes (and a certain female) i would love to donkey punch sometime...

yojoe- good for looking up a filecard but thats about it

joedios- filled with pinko propoganda...

smash the state- never loses...not even its car keys

broca blutch- the kickass band you didnt expect to kick so much ass on the bill

but I dig the site onesixthwarriors cuz dolls rule.

my 2 pesos.

dv said...

Hisstank can be okay if you don't look at the forums. but then again you HAVE to look at the forums to look at content now, which is crappy

joecustoms was fun in 2002 or so. now it's the same way with the forums. I do not want to see big brawler or crystal ball army building pictures or read about beav's first handjob from pluv, i want to see hilarious baroness customs

joebattlelines went downhill from far below sealevel.

joedios is fun sometimes but it's mostly dudes obsessed with major bludd posing night watch troopers in the tall grass

generalsjoes, well, we know

mike's forgotten figures has a soft spot in my heart

broca blutch went platinum on an indie label

i have high expectations of smash the state... don't let me down

Johnny Turk said...

The only cool dude on joedios is that roland da thompson gunner cat

Dr. Henry E. Miller said...

Mike's site is like the last of the old guard sites to remain true to what they started doing, which is reviewing figures and posting pictures of them. He hasn't even changed his page design since like 1999 and he doesn't seem like a dork who's life revolves around toys.

Johnny Turk said...

Mike T. is an okay guy, but he's just as bad as Hawk or those Canadian Newsletter fags for posting the exact same message at every goddamn site ever

Anonymous said...

Mike T seems obsessed with the aftermarket price of the blue Shock Viper and black Serpentor. WHY AREN'T THEY VALUED FOR MORE?

Is he sitting on a few cases, hoping to cash in or what? Let it fuckin' go, Mike. Everyone's moved on, except for a few army building nutjobs who need more rows of the same figure on a shelf in their "mancave" (which sounds like some gay sex term).

Johnny Turk said...

The best part about those lame Shock Vipers is you can get them for like 9 bucks from a dude in China

KILLING THE AFTERMARKET!

Jaysun said...

I've customized and updated all my 25th Joes into little badass death-bringers.

Should I post em somewhere?

Anonymous said...

Wow - what a bunch of douchebags. Still so bitter after all these years, Stiches? Seriously, you need to get a life.

Is it any surprise that you got banned from a bunch of these places?

But hey - I just "calls 'em as I sees 'em", and I "sees" that you're a fucking retard.