Saturday, November 8, 2008

Hey you turkeys!

Me and Doctor Henry E. Miller are batting around the idea of a legit message board, however I'm cheap and I don't assume iEl Doctor Henry E. Miller! is gonna fork over any of his vast financial holdings so I want to know if there's any actual interest in the: ACTION FIGURES ARE SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS/GUY FROM MISSION OF BURMA'S HEARING DISASTER FORUM-O-RAMA" from you cool cats (Broca Blutch guys, Jaysun, Dan "Delta" Sartain, Zarr Chasm, Stu Wilson, Dude from Norway who reads this blog)

let us know, it's like democracy ya know except instead of voting, it's me making my mind up and claiming I listened to you

17 comments:

Johnny Turk said...

I assume we could be more important than joedios, and blacklisted worse than Hisstank at the same time!

dv said...

I think it's a great idea

but what if it makes people read our actual sites even less????????????

also I thought one of your tags was kate nash on a motorcycle which was way funnier

Dr. Henry E. Miller said...

Joe Dios is like a collection of the most boring people on the internet in one place.

Jaysun said...

WE'RE GONNA BE THE BE-ALL END-ALL OF FUCKING PLASTIC SNOBBERY ELITISM!

THEY WILL HATE US AND FEAR US AND RESPECT US...

THEIR WOMEN WILL WANT US AND WISE MEN WILL TRAVEL BY STARLIGHT OVER THE DESERTS TO BESTOW TACKY GIFTS UPON OUR NEWBORNS.

SIGN ME UP.

Jaysun said...

btw, bros...

who agrees that we could really ruin xmas by paricipating in that secret santa thang?

just a thought......

Dr. Henry E. Miller said...

I seriously have like 250 Kris Kross 45s that we're given to me under mysterious circumstance, I could send these out to scared white joe fans who fear the helter skelter (black people making music)

Anonymous said...

Make the board happen! I think you could get a free message board at proboards.com

At least on your board people could be free to speak their minds without worry of deletion.

Anonymous said...

As long as you follow Joe fandom protocol and make "General Hawk" a moderator.

Johnny Turk said...

D. Verburg that's a vailid concern. I guess we constantly post UPDATES

Jaysun, I've seen lots of pictures of Joe fans and their women. THEY CAN KEEP THEM. Also that Ruining X-Mas idea is good, but the only X-mas I ruin is my families

Anonymous that's the best thing we could do. He might even link us and put up the "G.I. Joe Movie starring Willie Horton as Stalker INTERNET MEMORIAL BULLETIN BOARD" RSS feed

Prime Time, I don't know if anyone takes free message boards seriously, but I might try one as a trial run. Also I plan on implementing a word filter that when someone types "Smash The State" it reads "Smash the State Figure Review is the best G.I. Joe website ever and they NEVER LOSE"

Jaysun said...

I see Willie Horton with a knife...

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit? Toy forums are for lonely tards who squirt everytime they buy a new toy, but have nobody in "RL" to circle-jerk with. Besides, the same amount of people who already aren't reading your blog won't be posting in your forums. So, what does it matter?

Jaysun said...

I dont know bout anonymous, but it'll make ME feel awesome.

Anonymous said...

I like to toy with a new can of Squirt, while circle-jerking to Enya records.

Jaysun said...

speaking of circle jerks...wasnt that a great band?

dv said...

they are a great band but keith morris is a jerk, and that is a fact, jack

Anonymous said...

Well the proboards can be hooked up to a website, but it would save some money.

I still think The Smash the State site, would be the best fucking site ever.

Jaysun said...

Keith Morris kissed my wife's hand in the middle of a crosswalk in hollywood california one night.