Monday, November 3, 2008

The most important air battle in G.I Joe history



I like how the one black kid is just standing there twirling the Rattler around, those two other kids are some racist jerks, I bet they made him play with the Buzz Boar while they had the Terrordrome and re-enacted softcore porn movies with the Baroness and Barbecue.

Also you can take down a Rattler by flying directly above it.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, the earlier Skystriker commercial from 1982, it just attacked the Cobra ground forces with impunity. Cobra had nothing to shoot it down with.

Though PYRAMID OF DARKNESS demonstrated that the gun on the C.L.A.W., firing from the ground, can take out a Skystriker. So, really, who needs jet fighters?

dv said...

we are not getting any votes in your poll, what the crap.

do you think Don Fleming and Thurston Moore played with the Skystriker and Rattler on their 1991 tour? I do

Kim Gordon had to be the black kid. it's like Duke was in charge or something

Dr. Henry E. Miller said...

I don't know everyone keeps voting for the Dils or ELO.

Thurston Moore should have played flint and Mike Watt should have been Major Bludd and Iggy Pop plays Cobra Commander. I'd go see that movie a zillion times.

dv said...

Lydia Lunch can play the Baroness but only if all of her lines are really demeaning to women

and of course lorenzo lamas as major bludd because no one can take either him or lorenzo lamas seriously.

Jaysun said...

I think I voted for Iggy Pop as CC over on the IMDB gi joe movie board...or was it the 'Tank...or...


Whatever...Iggy Pop should play every bad guy in every movie.

It's Vicodin time!

Jaysun said...

ok ok...just cuz i'm a tad fucked up...

coming soon to a theater nesr you:

Jaysun's GI Joe flick.

starring:


Iggy Pop as cobra commander
Henry Rollins as Viper #6
Nick Cave as MAjor Bludd


and my mind is at a dead end.

dv said...

Nick Cave is too awesome to be Major Bludd but I guess they're both Australians

what about the singer of Radio Birdman, is he even alive? he can be major bludd

Jaysun said...

I got ahold of some old action force major bludd backstory and I could see Mr. Cave pulling it off.

Especially with his cute Mahor Bludd-esque moustache.

I'd also find a role for him in any kind of production of Preacher...


back to vicodin-land.....

Johnny Turk said...

Zoar Chasm, two things 1. I love how your name is modified slightly too be topical and 2. Maybe the C.L.A.W. is the reason COBRA had nothing but Recon jets and Bombers P.S. you should totally write for Smash The State I'll fire Tom Jacks if you want!

D. Verburg I flip flopped from E.L.O. too you, mainly because I like the cut of your jib regarding Gung Ho.

Jaysun, I was totally on board with your Joe movie until I saw Rollins would be Viper #6 he'd ruin Vipers and then would be all "NO FUCK YOU SPOT YOU RUINED VIPERS EVEN THOUGH I LIKE ALL THE STUFF YOU PRODUCED BEFORE I BECAME ONE BETTER THAN MY STUFF"

Also you guys (mainly Dr. Henry E. Miller) are all jerks for not suggesting Glenn Danzig as Zartan and Bobby Steele as Thrasher

dv said...

actually, Mr. Johnny Turk I think Hank Von Helvete from Turbonegro would be a better (and way chubbier) zartan. he is foreign and already has sweet facepaint

Johnny Turk said...

That might work but I've always assumed Zartan was short. And Glenn Danzig also has an aversion to shirts!

Who would be Destro?

dv said...

hank hates shirts too.

hmmm for destro? dick valentine from electric six would be my vote. he has the sleaze to wear a shirt that is way too open and the lust for money

i vote jay reatard as tomax and xamot

Johnny Turk said...

If way too open shirts and lust for money are the candidates for Destro, East Bay Ray would be a great one. I saw this video from like 85 in Texas and that dude's got his shirt totally unbuttoned the entire way, he looks like a scuzzball

dv said...

johnny turk how can you not think the singer is perfect for a sleazebucket destro


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UepxfCkKMVA

Johnny Turk said...

I dunno he doesn't scream "I DO LOTS OF COKE LOOK AT MY CHAIN WITH THE SPOON FOR UP MY NOSE" when I look at him, like Destro v1

dv said...

even if we do not agree about dick valentine's coke habits we can still be friends

Johnny Turk said...

That is what G.I. Joe and blogs are all about D. Verburg I like you too!

Jaysun said...

olga from the toy dolls can play tomax and xamot...

iggy pop is such a badass he can play destro too.

and lux interior as zartan.