This is part 2! again we're jacking images from yojoe. THANX E. SON
I guess Sun Ra was big in England, and why did Payload become a terrorist over there?
I like the whole spiel about Australia in brackets. Oh UK you sure are bizarre
Jesus fuck, Muskrat is apparently a guy with unstopping bullets, and the term "Crackhouse" on a filecard
Outside of the name nothing is changed, but it reminded me how awful it was too have a figure named "Skidmark" who was apparently maddenly well groomed
AKA REDBEARD, I hope he still rips jerks off
I like this Snake Eyes better than "MUTE GUY WHO NEVER LOSES"
Translation from yojoe.com Code Name: TNT
FILE NAME: Ted Nicolas Thomas
PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALITY: Artillery Engineer
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALITY:�Explosives deactivator
GRADE:�M-16
He lost his father in Korea's war, victim of a booby trap. This suggested to him his future and as soon as he could he entered G.I. JOE forces, taking this complex specialty. His brave skills have saved many times�the Heroic Commands from traps that could have been deadly.
I like how is grade is a rifle, and his codename is also his initials.
God bless foreign G.I. Joe, your fun and in some ways MORE SERIOUS BUSINESS ARMY GUYZ than Joe fans would actually want
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Payloads plans of destroying earth and other planets deep in the solar system might be a bit short sighted, well it's a motherfucker don't you know, when payload pushes that button ya ass gotta go.
I've known about evil foreign Payload for years, and that "destroy Earth" line makes me smile. And who doesn't want to smash Sci-Fi in the face?
I'm bummed out that Snake-Eyes is the reason heroin prices are so high.
crackhouse on a file card, hasbro is real ass
I noticed that the Brazil and Argentine characters are usually not latinos or have spanish/portugeuse file names. I guess they rely on anglos to defend their freedom. Hmmm...
i like that snake eyes filecard.
and damn, payload, just damn. it's like he shaved the mustache and thus shaved off all of the kind parts of his soul. or he's secretly just eco warriors barbecue.
RAD ARTICLE BOYS
also, muskrat... social services? hah!
i too want to smash sci-fi in the face
Snow Job's skills also work in tropical countries...they better, otherwise this figure won't sell in India.
that pic of snake eyes makes him look like a badass easter egg or some shit...
Egg-cellent observation!
http://img385.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snakecereallc3.jpg
If ain't Snake-Eyes, it ain't breakfast!
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