Wednesday, February 4, 2009

No fun, to be alone

Feelin' that same old way.

Well you jerks and jerkettes, Smash The State Figure Review-A-Thon has reached the end of its usable life, in two short years we accomplished all the things we set out to do:

1. Piss off nerds - Check
2. Write stupid things about stupid toys - Check
3. 1991 Grunt - Check
4. In jokes about stuff that happened 8 years ago - Check

So instead of seeing ourselfs start to get confortable and lazy (like we kinda are now) we're gonna call this whole thing off.

With that said I'd like to say a few things to some people:

Joecustoms - Your site stopped being cool in 2002, and has been going down hill and has fallen out of relevancy, despite you never wanting to admit it, Hisstank has done what you, JBL, Sgt Savage and all the other "BIG GUYS" failed to do, corner the major news and discussion market. Not to mention customizing has been getting worse and worse since 2001. We really enjoyed your signatures about us too! Go hog wild!

Hisstank - Thank you for being so paranoid about stupid things jerks say that you blocked my IP Address so I can't read your website, I'm so bummed I can't see CUSTOMS OF THE WEEK and pictures of toyz i'll never buy. PS: Keep being better at monopolying the fandom then everyone else so they get butthurt and "boycott" you.

Thomas Wheeler - We are sorry you have to be Thomas Wheeler.

General Hawk - You seem like an okay dude, but I still don't really dig your website or your spiel.

Mike 'De Aco' Fountain - The world misses your music.

All our Blogging Friends and Readers - Keep up the good work.

So what I am getting too is, with Johnny Turk not wanting to carry on, I do not want to carry on, so this places STS on indefinate hiatus, we could be back one day, but for now it's time to say goodbye or fuck you depending on who you are.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for entertaining us. I hope you bring it back someday but at least we'll have the message board right?

Future Negro said...

I wish I could help carry the torch......

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Bravo said...

Success ruined this site!

I never should've replied to the blog entries. The best kept secrets are only best if they remain that way.

Stuart said...

It was fun while it lasted.

Johnny Turk said...

Stu, you were a great guy who read our blog a long time before it became cool to. I have a feeling Dr. Henry E. Miller never manned up and asked you too write a convention report on that one the TSO44 went too. P.S. I still think you should sell con exclusive punches.

Bravo, I was always hella entertained by the Cobra Cabana, so having you reply was radical! I mean the blog went from half assed too quarter assed once I learned I had an audience (I'm just like Hasbro!) even though at the time it was you, Dan Sartain and maybe Stu.

Anyways when it comes to G.I. Joe blogs, I still think this one was #1 but that's because we were #1 before every other G.I. Joe blog ever.

p.s. sorry I didn't post a picture of a naked woman, jesus and a ranking of stuff including "Enemies" "Middle ground jerks" and "Friendz" of STS

Stuart said...

I think he did ask, and i started it and never finished. Or I sent it to him and he never posted it, due to lack of/excess nudity.

Stuart said...

I'm sick of this still being dead. I might give up the internet.

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