Smash The State Makes Amends

Dear, Broca Blutch I'm totally sorry that your Diorama pimping threat got deleted at Hisstank.policestate.info

Dear Mike "De Aco" Fountain, sorry for e-mailing your webTV e-mail address 20 times asking for an interview

Dear Corey Chump Stinson: Sorry for bringing back those haunting memories of your internet wars with De Aco

Dear readers who've noticed a change in writing styles, I'll totally review 1983 Airborne again

Dear Cobra Cabana sorry for totally not giving you credit for the inspiration of this blog. Smash The State was born out of me reading that at 3AM

Dear Thomas Wheeler, we're sorry that you have to be Thomas Wheeler

Dear Nien Nunb I am sorry I called you a "Space ching chong" and claimed that you fucked up the Falcon in ROTJ

Dear Lando Calrissian, I'm sorry that I just apologized to that Space Chinaman. Fuck that jerk and his radar dish fucking up abilities

Dear Tom Jacks Esq, You're fired

Dear Zarr Chasm, you should totally write for us p.s. are you also common tator I'll tell you Tom Jacks' more recognizeable joe name if you are

Dear Illinois State Police thanks for arresting lawbreakers and putting them in jail for Felonies and Misdemanors