Saturday, September 29, 2007

Master Collector has a sure fire way to get assholes to fork over money

From The Desk Of The Esteemed Doctor Henry Edward Miller..




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Basicly Master Collector is telling people to spend money on two crappy looking figures, and this isn't exactly Kraft Mac And Cheese money, this is 78 dollars. When your the average Joe fan who makes 140 bucks a week at the Wendy's in Mt Pocono Pennsylvania or rides the bus to Wal-Mart to buy figures thats a lot of money.

And thats not for both tanks, no, thats for ONE tank.

With MC's background in shitty quality and problems mailing things out I'm sure this will go off without any problems I am 100% percent in belief of this. Wait no I'm not.

To all you people who bought this, you just walked away from the convention with the most expensive HISS driver ever made with nothing to show for it.

What a waste of a great tank.

1 comment:

Stuart said...

Remember when people were buying sets of crimson vipers off us for $250 bucks, unless they were the "pink" vipers, and those were $500, even though they looked exactly the same, only slightly gayer?

Conventions make people stupid. You assemble 50% of the the human population who thinks spending this much money on crap into one place, and they start to feel like they're normal somehow. Mob mentality takes over. Combine that and the disposable income that 35 year old single men who live with their parents have, and it's pretty much the perfect way to make money. I might go down to the next con and sell "convention exclusive" punches in the face for $15.97 each.