Step 1: Topic about something boring and dull that no one really should care about (I hid a Shockwave re-issue at TRU for 3 weeks)
Step 2: Sound like an out of it old dude (Why did a 7 year old dress like a street thug with spiked hair, leather jacket and jeans)
editors note: What kind of thug wears that nowadays? Last gangsta I met was wearing an airbrushed Biggie t-shirt.
Step 3: Mention you take the bus
Step 4: Mention you live in an apartment
Step 5: Make a comment about your intelligence (I have an IQ of 139)
Step 6: Make a comment about being broke.
Step 7: Profit! well no actually I think this takes 18 dollars out of your bank account.
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Imagine having to deal with him in real life. I mean, maybe you shouldn't. I don't try to imagine it. I try to imagine jumping into a ball pit the size of an Olympic swimming pool with Tracy Ullman and a few dozen bags of gummy bears at the bottom.
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