Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Jesus Christ the 25th anniversary got dumber

"We got confirmation that Matt Trakker Leader of M.A.S.K. (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) will be released as Specialist Trakker in Modern Era A Real American Hero Wave 10 or 11.

M.A.S.K. was a hybrid of popular 80's cartoons G.I. Joe and Transformers. It featured a special task force, led by Matt Trakker, with transforming vehicles engaged in an ongoing battle against V.E.N.O.M. (Vicious Evil Network Of Mayhem), with an emphasis on super-powered helmets called masks worn by the characters on the show."

HELL YEA MAN! WHEN I THINK OF THE LONG HISTORY OF G.I. JOE IT'S NOT MR FUJI ROADBLOCK. DEADBEAT DAD BEACH HEAD (MOTHERFUCKER IS WEARING SWEATPANTS) OR FUCKING THRASHER. I THINK OF MASK YA KNOW THAT GOOFY SHIT WITH CARS AND TINY ASS FIGURES AND THE CAR TURNS INTO A GODDAMN HELICOPTER!


Jesus Hasbro, swallow a horse

2 comments:

Stuart said...

Matt Trakker is a deadbeat dad.

Anonymous said...

True dat, he lets some gay ass robot baby sit his son.