More Dreadnoks as Misfits

I'm sure no one wants to read more about the Dreadnoks as the Misfits but I don't care.

Torch is Mr. Jim, they both suck

Ripper is Franche Coma which means he was involved in better things than Thrasher.

Road Pig is Robo: Both are scary don't wear shirts and probably tried to get blowjobs from 15 year olds (Go buy American Hardcore the book and read the chapter on the Misfits it's in there, I cite refrences)

Monkey Wrench is Michael Graves: He's just a clone of an old member

Gnawgahyde is lame

That's all the dreadnoks I remember if I missed any oh well, 80% of them sucked anyways. THRASHER IS AN ASSHOLE FUCKIN' CUNT

The Dreadnoks as the Misfits

Me and the fine Doctor know a lot about punk rock, that's why we don't go "There is a huge difference between the "punk look" of the 80's and the "punk look" these days" when we talk about fucking Monkeywrench. But hey we're not like most joe fans, we aren't crazy ass republicans and/or emotionally stunted man children who wind up falling back to toys because girls don't understand them or they married the first woman to give them a handjob. But hey what the fuck I'll tell you 1 guy about how the Dreadnoks could be construed as chariactures of the Misfits, a Horrocore punk band that was pretty bad, is merchandised to hell and back and has spawned a good band that has an Italian.

Glenn Danzig, he would be Zartan, they both don't wear shirts, and are a lot lamer than people think

Bobby Steele (gimpy leg an all) would be Thrasher. They have the same hair and both have a cane

Jerry Only would be Zanzibar: they both suck and have horrible hair

Buzzer would be Arthur Googy: The goog fought with Danzig over cheeseburgers, I could see that hapening with Buzzer and Zartan.

I'll do the other guys at a later date, because hey fuck you I don't want to write about homosexuals and people from New Jersey all that much

Jesus Christ the 25th anniversary got dumber

"We got confirmation that Matt Trakker Leader of M.A.S.K. (Mobile Armored Strike Kommand) will be released as Specialist Trakker in Modern Era A Real American Hero Wave 10 or 11.

M.A.S.K. was a hybrid of popular 80's cartoons G.I. Joe and Transformers. It featured a special task force, led by Matt Trakker, with transforming vehicles engaged in an ongoing battle against V.E.N.O.M. (Vicious Evil Network Of Mayhem), with an emphasis on super-powered helmets called masks worn by the characters on the show."

HELL YEA MAN! WHEN I THINK OF THE LONG HISTORY OF G.I. JOE IT'S NOT MR FUJI ROADBLOCK. DEADBEAT DAD BEACH HEAD (MOTHERFUCKER IS WEARING SWEATPANTS) OR FUCKING THRASHER. I THINK OF MASK YA KNOW THAT GOOFY SHIT WITH CARS AND TINY ASS FIGURES AND THE CAR TURNS INTO A GODDAMN HELICOPTER!


Jesus Hasbro, swallow a horse