This Weeks Stupid Shit Said By Jerks

A dude who takes his Action Figure costumes really seriously: Headhunter Stormtrooper: I've never been a big fan of this helmet.
The largest reason is I see no where for the wearer's chin to go, since the helmet slopes back where the chin should be

A dude who obviously doesn't know Joe fans very well: I just don't see why the only comeback to someone who doesn't like Marlon Wayans as Ripcord is that they're a racist. Is this some major victory for the civil rights movement! "YES! Martin Luther King Jr's dream has been realized. We've made Ripcord black!". Or maybe it could just be about the few kids who got a Ripcord toy when they were young and thought he was the bee's knees. Maybe the same people who hate the black costumes and Duke's goofy facial hair also wanted a more traditional Ripcord? Nah... It's gotta be racism. It's always racism.

Some guy who doesn't read Smash The State or the google newsgroup: Who is Mike Fountain?

This guy has learned that 90% of joe fans are like Tom Jacks: It seems like everyone else has these awesome, thorough branches of Wikipedia and the Joepedia is completely useless.

IT'S A SERIOUS HOBBY YOU GUYS I SPEND LOTS OF MONEY ON IT: And C*******... you don't deserve to call yourself a GI Joe fan. Suck it up pal. Life's rough. Get a helmet.

A dude who much perfers the guiding red lasers of Jesus and America: They killed off that many characters? Man this is why the cartoons are better.......`

Some guy with overrated taste in figures and music: Spirit looks like Johhy Cash

A bunch of comments on the Vincent Li and Tim McLean Beheading incident:
Huh. dude must have found out the other guy was a card bender and decided to fix the problem lol.

I have always felt safe in Canada for some reason. I guess it goes to show, your not really safe any where.

well, in the guys defense, the other guy should have left at least 1 bat on the peg.

Our number 1 target who's almost 50 and buys kids toys on television warnings: So I was watching some TV tonight, and a storm started to blow through, and as sometimes happens, the show I was watching was interrupted by a ribbon running across the screen, and a brief audio announcement about the storm, via the National Weather Service.

Okay, fine and well. But part of the announcement states, "This advisory is in effect for the next 40 minutes..."

Except the individual reading the announcement pronounced "minutes" as if it were "min-yoo-etts".

How in the hell can someone even get a job with the National Weather Service without knowing how to pronounce as basic a word as "minutes"?!???!

And THESE are the people keeping track of dangerous weather patterns on our behalf?

That just FILLS me with confidence...!

And this weeks AWESOME STUFF SAID BY A COOL DUDE is:Wow judging from the pole results, GI.Joe is a very serious subject, not to be taken lightly.